Jacob the Snacob

I'm the man who invented videogame cheat codes.

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If you see this, go watch my stupid podcast about comics!
https://t.co/rV7Rfh48aT

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@RungeAusti45646 @offbeatorbit You're truly underestimating how entrenched Schumer is in New York.

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@HunterBiden Hunter Biden said this?

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@avygal Whag about the DSA makes MAGA more appealing to you?

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How do I get seats at the Central Park executions? Is it an eventbrite thing or is it invitation only?

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@YIMBYLAND Watches a bunch of socialists sweep a primary against centrists "now let me tell you why being more moderate is the best strategy here."

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@Libs_OfChicago @DemSocialists Scratch a liberal and fascist bleeds.

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The DNC propaganda machine is seething after the New York primaries. I know their offices are looking like this today.

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@harrisonjaime You guys spent the last ten years screaming at us that voting 3rd party was frivolous and we only had one option for progress. Now suddenly you don't want socialists in the party b.c we're taking over and it's making you dinosaurs sweat.

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@speechboy71 Me, an NYC Jew.

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Fantano is a bad critic but I’ll endlessly support him because his haters are philistine losers

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@yandhiisntreal You guys are absolute losers. This is why media literacy is dying b.c everyone's first instinct is to burn critics at the stake.

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@bostonbabe13w @Variety Words mean nothing anymore.

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Anthony Fantano is the Arch Duke Ferdinand of the stan wars.

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I'm out of the loop. What insane slight has caused Swities to hate Olivia Rodrigo?

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@LorenShack65582 @Adebayo_404 No one's saying she should be allowed to hit him but this is clearly not self defense the same way shooting someone in the back isn't. She's backing away and he's approaching her. That's escalation.

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@LorenShack65582 @Adebayo_404 You keep saying she hit him first but he had every opportunity to walk away. He kept advancing on her with the intent to grab her. That's not self defense.

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The only resource America can nationalize is the planet killing machine.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Bernie Sanders introduces a bill to give US citizens a 50% ownership stake in ‘large’ AI companies

It is estimated every citizen will be paid more than $1,000 annually

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@brandonfrank09 @lotdoftheswords @interesting_aIl AI companies are literally stealing our natural resources.

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@UziCryptoo Oh God.

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@guysmiley1955 @lizaboth Homos are braver than the troops.