Christina Rates

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

Haha…basically the same thing

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“You’d feel her in a room even if you was blind” @zachlanebryan

Fuck, tell me a more romantic song lyric?

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

@Bjreber1 @NFL I think your legs are at least 2x longer than mine, I’d sure hope you’d beat me

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

I get there is a lot going on but how is it that no one is or has been talking about how @MissyElliott is reverse aging? #benjaminbuttonsituation

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Student loan forgiveness🤞

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@allicampbell8 @JeanaScharpf You know I did as I grabbed it from the bathroom shelf😂

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You know you’re old when you used to dance in the club to gasolina and catch yourself singing vasolina as you grab it for your kid @allicampbell8 @JeanaScharpf

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Thank you @jasonsudeikis for liking this tweet, that was so Ted Lasso of you

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

No but for real if you aren’t watching Ted Lasso season 1 and listening to Sturgill Simpson, “A Sailors guide to earth” afterwards then you are doing life wrong, no offense. Just try it

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

@ogrenjr Um hell yes, that would be my dream diamond dog crew

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Sturgill Simpson and Ted Lasso is healing and soothing me.... it’s all a dream

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

Who else wishes every time they see 11:11 on the clock that @danjlevy or Phoebe Waller-Bridge have another brainchild sooner than later? #weneedyou #longwinter #covidisreal

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Hey @realdonaldtrump I thought you said you'd run TOWARD the kids, not away from them! https://t.co/7hdX2MxX3b

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

No one with the strength & bravery to serve in the U.S. military should be turned away because of who they are. This hateful ban is purpose-built to humiliate our brave transgender members of the military who serve with honor & dignity. #ProtectTransTroops

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

I needed and appreciate seeing #PattonOswalt on Friday and #SNL on Saturday. #KateMcKinnon #DaveChappelle and #TribeCalledQuest killed it!

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Is it just me or is Grayson Allen, Banks before he got moved to the mighty ducks?

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

Rough loss but still a great season Badgers!

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

Glad I married someone who can cook. http://t.co/0an6E1R68L

[Christina Rates @CMRates]

I'm obsessed. #needtomovetoFrance

[Rashida Jones @iamrashidajones]

If you call coffee "java" and wine "vino," we're probably not gonna be homeys