Chris Simmons

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Couldn’t make it to the game today?

RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@pinto479 Feed him! #GoHogs

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

the best warmup pitch in baseball history

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@ArkRazorbacks

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@wudeydo34 @russellmartin55 So awesome pal. 🔥🦇🔥

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@MrDevoBuckets Let's go!

[Razorback Communications @RazorbackComms]

This is probably a record

[LisaSimmonsHamilton @lakrlvr]

Hey Jake from @StateFarm,
I need a little help. Your client failed to yield on Friday, August 26, 2022, caused an accident and all I hear is crickets! I have to call your people for any information. Adjuster or team leader is out of office until today,still not answering.

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@BWalkerSEC Arkansas fan here... I hated you before for obvious reasons but now I hate myself more for the filet-o-fish I had for dinner tonight. #WPS

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@Glenny_balls Please let there be an echo when Keith calls.

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@wudeydo34

[Matthew Sewell @_MattSewell]

Summary of tonight’s game against #LSU. It was a rough one #WPS

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

No lineup changes here. We’re 4-0 in Omaha with these guys. Time to do it one more time.

[XBOX @XBOX]

RT now for a chance to win a custom #ShadowOfWar [M] #XboxOneS. NoPurchNec. Ends 10/12/17. #XboxSweepstakes Rules: https://t.co/AO3Fnn8oif

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@wudeydo34 @NRKastroll #2514 #STFD

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

Moo Goo Gay Pan #oneletterofffoods

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@Jeff_Locke @wudeydo34 @CoDzombieforum Lose the bootleg cut scene in the woods after death too! Dumbest shitz ever.

[AJ Burnett @wudeydo34]

@CoDzombieforum Any thoughts on a game with every zombie map ever made? COD Zombies. That's it. From Nacht Der Untoten to Der Eisendrache.

[Little Rock Police @LRpolice]

Tonight the LRPD will be conducting a Safety and Sobriety Checkpoint from 1030 PM until 1230 AM. #DriveSober

[Chris Simmons @cms1935]

@target in Bryant, AR. ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!