carla

surround yourself with people who make you laugh until your abs hurt so you don't actually have to work out.

[carla @cmsavvs]

Here's my problem: when I hold the door open for someone, more and more people usually come in & I smile like a dork and say hi to everyone & it's awkward because they think I work there & then I get anxiety because I don't know how to stop holding the door....

[carla @cmsavvs]

@builtbysauce I hope it pans out this way.... or something crazier! If Kayda and Mel don't bring anyone back, that is literally every couple either back together or happy apart...I WANT THE DRAMA 😂

[carla @cmsavvs]

I’d rather end the friendship than join your group chat.

[carla @cmsavvs]

My GOAT 🐐

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

OKC fan: “Now you don’t have to play defense”

Reaves: “Shut the f*ck up! He’s hurt!”

OKC fan: “F*ck you”

Reaves: “F*CK YOU!”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[carla @cmsavvs]

LET'S GOOOO #ForTheShoe #ColtsNation

[Philip Rivers @Rivers_17_HOF]

For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

[Seth "Da Flow" Irskens @Ice8859]

Colts vs Texans 2025 Season Week 13 - Team
Song Anthem

#Colts #HoustonTexans #Texans #Indianapoliscolts #TeamAnthem #Weekly #2025Season #Sports #ParodySong #youtuber #youtube #youtubesinger #Football #NFL #BleedBlue #ForTheShoe #ColtsVsTexans #INDvsHOU #ColtsNation #ThisIsOurColts #ColtsAnthem #SethDaFlowIrskens #TheFlow

[carla @cmsavvs]

Heartbreaking. Sending prayers and deepest condolences to the Irsay family and Colts organization 🙏 💙 🤍

[carla @cmsavvs]

@KFAN1003 @iHeartRadio @LPBoons ❤️💚🤍

[carla @cmsavvs]

@mnwild @ticasino #mnwildfirst Boldy

[carla @cmsavvs]

Tyreek about to go off today and I'm living for it 💪 💥 💯 #Dolphins

[carla @cmsavvs]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop crying on the internet. Cry in your car like a normal person.

[carla @cmsavvs]

A gym membership, but instead of treadmills and stationary bikes, the gym is full of beds with big fluffy pillows and blankets. So, it’s not really a gym. It’s a nap membership. For tired people. To take naps. THIS I could get behind.

[carla @cmsavvs]

I've never been so underwhelmed with excitement than I am for tonight's game. #TNF #Patriots #Steelers

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Statement Slam. #GoAndTakeIt

[carla @cmsavvs]

You know the expression "eating your feelings''? What do you call it when you’ve eaten everything, but you still have feelings?

[carla @cmsavvs]

My thoughts post-press conference:

1.) What the hell did I just watch?
2.) Can Saturday play O-Line on Sunday?
3.) I need more vodka.

#Colts 🤦‍♀️

[carla @cmsavvs]

Half of my favorite playlist contains songs from Aaron Carter. "How I Beat Shaq" should've won a Grammy. Rest peacefully, AC.

[carla @cmsavvs]

If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.

[carla @cmsavvs]

My dream date is football, pizza, and beer.

[carla @cmsavvs]

Unpopular opinion: Kissing another girl was wrong and just stupid...but Tino dodged a damn bullet. #TeamTino #thebachelorette