Chase Simpson

imma need you to crack open the bean dip and bring it to me

[Chase Simpson @CMSimpson13]

History repeats itself

[The bugmuncher @bugmunch3r]

His eyes are a beautiful Coke Zero brown

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

(Crying, Nauseous, Terrified, Shaking) I need to make a List

[GFP @glutenfreeperc]

I can’t stop rewatching Alysa Liu say “that’s what I’m fucking talking about” into the camera after her gold medal performance

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

It ain't easy being the hottest person in this dollar tree but goddamn somebody's gotta do it

[brooke @conradfshr]

pics like this are important to me im very strict

[ana @shivlestat]

why is “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible” one of the best lines ever written

[Fangirl for Football @fangirlfornfl]

this Michigan scandal is the biggest scandal in college football since the last Michigan scandal

[Megan @MeganMakinMoney]

What a tweet. What a world

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

Stoked it's finally fall I can finally go off with my fall fits

[Chase Simpson @CMSimpson13]

I knew I didn’t fuck with Ohio State for a reason

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

College football never disappoints

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Nebraska probably could win the SEC to be honest

[Glo✰🕸🕷 @gloisbacc]

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

[໊ @sonohoor]

and to my great grandchildren i leave 48,567 screenshots

[corrie 🎧 @tartetartine]

do you ever go like:
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
🤢🤢🤢🤢 exercise🤢🤢🤢🤢
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

but then:

💞💘💞💖💗💘💘💖💓💞 💖
💞💘 💞💖💗 💖walks!!!!!💞💖
💞💘💞💖💗💘💘💖💓💞 💖
💞💘💞💖💗💘💘💖💓💞 💖

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[AB @AB84]

Harrison Butker directing his wife to the kitchen…

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

hard to believe that some people are as young as 27.

26, even, in some cases.

[brandon* @brndxix]

the basement of arrowhead stadium