cmsof

The internet's first and only sarcastic commentator.

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@ZephyrionVortex @CultureCrave Because they're fucking idiots.

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@ProFootballTalk Just leave already. Jesus.

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The staircase fight in The Protector (2005) still feels impossible on a technical level. Tony Jaa smashing through an entire building in one continuous take turns the whole sequence into pure endurance filmmaking.

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@MendozaVictor50 @seattletimes We're happy you left too.

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@seattletimes She's in way over her head.

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@SarahHuckabee 🐷

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@hannagility @voteholyk @PattyMurray These idiots are delusional.

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@ChrisWickNews Were you just not paying attention the first time?

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@realDonaldTrump What you afraid of pedo?

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@KIA_artist @THR Wut

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@andymccann @THR This isn't a documentary, genius. Odysseus wasn't Matt Damon either. We get it. You're a racist piece of shit.

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@THR Next you're going to tell me they didn't cast a Greek guy as Odysseus!

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@Flore1Jack @JaredWeissNBA What an asshole.

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@Mynorthwest And cue all the mouth breathers who don't live in Seattle with their irrelevant comments . . . .

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@libbyemmons Hilarious because it's true.

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@ArmyVet_INFtoMI @libbyemmons Whatever, pedo.

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@MeghanMcCain Eat shit, loser.

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@SeattleSPU Thanks. I really appreciate the repairs and everybody's hard work. Just thought it was weird to have the wrong dates and times posted with no follow up.

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@TheCinesthetic Ryan Reynolds sucks.