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[Steve L @cmspet]

@HumansNoContext I would only get one if it was an outdoor cat and shit in the neighbor's flower beds.

[Steve L @cmspet]

The wife and I have debated this for years.

I like A, and she likes B.

My argument is that when you're trying to find the edge of the first sheet in the middle of the night and can't see straight, in the A version the paper will fall away from the roll and make it easier to grab. In the A version it will stick to the roll and makes it harder to grab.

She likes the B version purely for aesthetic reasons.

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@alphafox Too bad they didn't pick someone born in April to narrate instead of a June chick with a butter face.

[Steve L @cmspet]

@VigilantFox Some of us did it right, and retired with really nice nest eggs, and we get bitched at constantly by people who claim we are hoarding our wealth.

Fuck you.

[Steve L @cmspet]

@timburchett Somehow they benefit from keeping the status quo.

If someone digs deep enough into the weeds and finds out exactly how they benefit and exposes it, you will see real change in the GOP.

[Steve L @cmspet]

@realMaalouf Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Trading Places when the cops find him scamming people pretending he's a vet with no legs.

[Steve L @cmspet]

@Alladdin1983 Where are you seeing that Hilton lost the lead?

Link please.

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@alphafox You left out the part where your desk had to face the door so nobody could walk in and see you looking at something that you weren't supposed to be looking at.

[Steve L @cmspet]

@pmarca @AOC Is this true @grok?

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@MomsPostingLs

[Steve L @cmspet]

@ClownWorld If they are doing it to non-native species of mosquitos, I don't have a problem with it.

As much as I hate any kind of mosquitos, they feed billions of birds, bats and fish.

They are also responsible for more human deaths on earth each year than any other cause.

[Steve L @cmspet]

A well designed and maintained home older than 30 years is much more desirable than a newer home, especially if it's in an established neighborhood or area with other nice homes.

Homes newer than 30 years are poorly constructed with sub-standard building materials and shoddy workmanship.

Go to any city on Zillow and look at the most expensive homes for sale. In almost every city, many will be homes built from the late 1800's through the 1940's. They had outstanding design and workmanship, and hold their value better than any modern home. In the northeastern US, the most valuable homes are older than the USA, some dating back to the arrival of the Pilgrims 400 years ago.

Your desire for the housing market collapse is a pipe dream. Markets ebb and flow, but there will always be buyers for quality homes.

[Steve L @cmspet]

The Costco pepperoni pizza has 14 ounces of mozzarella cheese on it, while the plain cheese pizza has 24 ounces of mozzarella cheese on it.

In addition, Mozzarella cheese is very high in dairy fat compared to pepperoni which is cured meat primarily comprised of carbs and protein, which have fewer calories per gram compared to milk fats.

[Steve L @cmspet]

You didn't really read the original post now did you?

The wife wasn't just "not in the mood" one evening, she didn't want to have sex with her husband any longer, and was relieved when he stopped asking for it.

She made a marriage vow to "love and cherish". ALL women know that men need sex to feel love, and that desire doesn't vanish after they get married.

Women have always defined cheating differently than men, and you are just proving my point.

[Steve L @cmspet]

Withholding physical intimacy with your life partner is cheating too. Using your logic, if a woman truly loved her husband, she would never withhold sex from him.

Of course women don't see it that way, but men sure as hell do.

Women need to feel loved to desire sex.

Men need sex to feel loved.

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@ywomendeservles Maybe she was teaching him anatomy.

[Steve L @cmspet]

@Rothmus If you punish them, this happens.

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@GarbageHuman24

[Steve L @cmspet]

@guideforlovers Tell her you would like your salad tossed.