Chelsea Mack

MA Publishing graduate | Enthusiastic learner and lover of all things literary

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Interviewer: Under "work history" it just says "content creator." Care to elaborate on that?

Victor Frankenstein: No.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

A reminder that victory would be George Floyd being alive. Every day Black Americans worry if they will be next is another day without justice.

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

👏🏻

[Women's March @womensmarch]

Violent extremists attempted an insurrection yesterday because of Trump and the disinformation he spreads on social media.

A temporary removal isn't enough. For the sake of our democracy, he must be permanently removed now.
https://t.co/p5B0GegUIe

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be very clear: the scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not represent who we are. What we are seeing is a small number of extremists dedicated to lawlessness. This is not dissent, it's disorder. It borders on sedition, and it must end. Now.

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

It's fall! You know what that means:

- Apple picking
- Hay rides
- Sweaters
- Reading anything by Edgar Allan Poe and being forced to come to terms with the inevitability of death as well as the perils of idealization
- Pumpkins
- Flannel

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

@thelaceylondon It seems they got my message.

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

@thelaceylondon Alas, she never quite fit in.

[Women's March @womensmarch]

We’ve had enough of Trump and Pence’s failure to protect us.

Mike Pence, Donald Trump: this election season, your time is up. #VPDebate

[Lauren Ash @lauren_ash]

If SNL doesn’t get Jeff Goldblum to play the fly in this week’s episode, they’re missing a massive opportunity.

[Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther]

Um, @AbbyWambach isn’t there a sports thing where they add up the minutes wasted and you play them at the end? At the end of the debate I’d like @KamalaHarris to get all the minutes that Pence over-talked while the moderator said “thank you” #VPDebate

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

The fly on Pence’s head must be attracted to the dirt 💁���♀️ #VPDebate #BidenHarris2020

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

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[NFL @NFL]

PICK-6!

The @Eagles defense extends their lead to 11. #FlyEaglesFly

📺: #PHIvsSF on NBC
📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app: https://t.co/8qeyjAHMyI

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

I never thought I’d be so happy to see Odell score.

[NFL @NFL]

ODELL BECKHAM JR.

📺: #CLEvsDAL on FOX
📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app: https://t.co/wvEEn0SFTV

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

😭😭

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ladies, if he:

- knows everything
- maintains a certain level of distance
- lacks personality

He's not your man, he's a third-person omniscient narrator.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"I hope this email finds you well."

How this email finds me:

[PostSecret @postsecret]

Check on your friends... Really, check on your friends.

[Chelsea Mack @cmterw]

This is a theory I can get behind

[Victoria Guida @vtg2]

I’m beginning to think “hindsight is 2020” was some kind of message from a future time traveler that we all misunderstood.