carol tyers

Rapid-fire typist trapped in the body of a petrol station attendant. Boat-dwelling hermit. When Twitter dissolves into its own acid, no more social media for me

[carol tyers @cmtyers]

@Baztheboat I hope you got out of that hare's way

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https://t.co/g8f1hBnNmq

The worst part of this is Husband is letting the damned stuff grow before it gets shaved off. Please read the bio, this matters to us so much. Lee, I can imagine the look on your face when your mad uncle has done it

[carol tyers @cmtyers]

@MorganStarr89 Loved Buffy, loved Merlin, sad news x

[Barry Silverman @Baztheboat]

A few puffins #farneislands

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Morning

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What's all this *faffs with phone* "hang on, I'll just transfer the money" AT THE TILL all about? The WiFi is rubbish here. There's a queue behind you. You've effectively filled up your tank without the means to pay. This is normal, now? Just stop it.

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@Baztheboat Oh, the glamour x

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@Baztheboat Oh, I did! Hadn't realised x

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The algorithm is looking tired

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And just like that...

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Stop hacking nice people you soulless twonks

[carol tyers @cmtyers]

I don't tweet so much these days, but:
A man came into the petrol station today and said 'I read in the newspaper this morning that staff are getting abuse for the rising prices.'
'Okaaay...'
'So I wanted to say, thank you.'

The exceptions these days are better than the norms.

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@Baztheboat Her feet are cute, though

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How Twitter works these days:

I don't like stuff
BUT YOU TURN A BLIND EYE TO NONSENSE
I was talking about stuff -
DOUBLING DOWN? NONSENSE IS FAR WORSE THAN STUFF
*nonsense trends*
BAN NONSENSE
Hang on, what about stuff?
NOBODY CARES ABOUT STUFF, MOVE ON LEFTIE

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Morning

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@Baztheboat The sun through the wings! Lovely x

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Cate Blanchett is such a good traitor, nobody knows she's even there #CelebrityTraitors

[Barry Silverman @Baztheboat]

Starlings returning to the roost. #stanfordreservoir

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@Baztheboat I'm really hoping that's a Father Ted perspective thing x