Chase Mueller

blah blah blah blah BLAH

[The Hacky Sack Man @h4x354x0r]

Holy fuck. Somebody stole my stuffed tiger Chill at Pi Kappa tonight. Plucked him right off the stage while I wasn’t looking.

I WANT MY STUFFED TIGER BACK!

Chill means the world to me. I Hackysacker with his heart for the heat ceremony. My own child stuffed him. 💔💔😭😭

[Post Sex Nachos @postsexnachos]

Thank you all so much for your support so far… in honor of reaching our HALFWAY point, we’re releasing a song and music video. Link in our bio to donate if you can ❤️❤️❤️

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

As we’ve warned, SCOTUS isn’t just coming for abortion - they’re coming for the right to privacy Roe rests on, which includes gay marriage + civil rights.

Manchin is blocking Congress codifying Roe. House has seemingly forgotten about Clarence Thomas. These 2 points must change

[Galen Bacharier @galenbacharier]

We are done thinking about celebrity drama, it is now time to bask in childlike joy and nostalgia over the mid-2000s St. Louis Cardinals

[Chase Mueller @cmueller_11]

@h4x354x0r Hellllllllll yeaaaahhhhh brotheerrrrrr

[Chase Mueller @cmueller_11]

@daconway68 @postsexnachos @UofMisery Masturbation is healthy regardless of the location, Doug. And we travel via BUS, YOU SKUNK.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans promised to overturn Roe v Wade, and they have.

Democrats can either abolish the filibuster and expand the court, or do nothing as millions of peoples’ bodies, rights, and lives are sacrificed for far-right minority rule.

This shouldn’t be a difficult decision.

[Chase Mueller @cmueller_11]

Regan, are you getting this? You didn’t respond to my last tweet

[Chase Mueller @cmueller_11]

Hey, Regan?

[Post Sex Nachos @postsexnachos]

TOUR TOUR TOUR TOUR TOUR

[The Hacky Sack Man @h4x354x0r]

I
AM
LEGEND
https://t.co/WH9DDXSCKi

[Hunter Pendleton @huntpendleton]

For the past year, I’ve been incredibly fortunate to spend a lot of time with my friend @galenbacharier talking about how fucked the world is.

This film was the result.

Premiering this Tuesday (information below) I hope to see you there!!

[St. Charles County Scanner Traffic @SCCMST]

St. Charles City Law Enforcement arriving on scene of a fight at Chuck E. Cheese in St. Charles for a fight involving 25 people. No weapons have been seen.

[The Hacky Sack Man @h4x354x0r]

RESCHEDULE VICE SHOOT:

11am-12:30pm Thursday on Speakers Circle.

Please come on by the circle and give a shout-out to the Hack Man!

Thank you!

[Chase Mueller @cmueller_11]

@TheRobHoffman No they’re not.

[Post Sex Nachos @postsexnachos]

We made a thing!! Listen if you’re so inclined!!! Leave a scathing review if you’re not!!!

https://t.co/wamRYclrKZ

[Chase Mueller @cmueller_11]

@RegO_myeggo_ “Having adult money” we both know you gathered up all the car seat quarters available for that 6th box

[Chase Mueller @cmueller_11]

@galenbacharier A fiery local reporter. As a SNACK