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@SenTuberville Clutch your pearls some more you second rate coach turned third rate senator. Maybe, just maybe there are more important things to worry about going on right now.

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@SECcousinShane After years of “bend don’t break” defense seeing them attack like this is refreshing.

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@haveyouheardofg Capital gums and lowercase teeth

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@haveyouheardofg That picture just gave me PTSD from college

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@haveyouheardofg I was going to say “low man wins”, but that kid had no shot no matter his pad level.

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@haveyouheardofg I found one good one here finally…closed a couple months later.

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@haveyouheardofg I can’t lie…I’ve eaten it cold from the can too, but I was 20 and drunk as shit.

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@KariLake

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@CoreyRForrester

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@haveyouheardofg Nothing like ruining household machinery for views.

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@haveyouheardofg Sounds like someone who took the thought you’d have as a kid of, “when I’m an adult I can eat whatever I want”, to the literal extreme.

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@ChefReactions A Bobbie from Capriottis

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@haveyouheardofg One hour in to meeting a coworker and he comes back from the bathroom and asks me “does it hurt when you take a crap too?”. The proceeds to talk about how he only eats meat and cheese. No veggies.

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@SheaSerrano The Kenny Roger’s, Patton Oswalt scene cracks me up every time

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@haveyouheardofg

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@THEKIDMERO Geno Ford

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@haveyouheardofg That’s the look of a man getting ready to try and sell you some gold while you fill up your car at the gas station.

[Michael DeRosa @MDtheDream]

Wait a second. So you’re telling me a legendary college coach can just retire? They don’t need to announce it a season in advance so everyone showers them with incessant praise and gifts for months?

I’m stunned. Stunned!

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@haveyouheardofg Mine was $500 and I was nervous about it…I’d kill for that now.