al gore invented the internet

because friends don't waste wine when there's words to sell

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

At a wedding where I don’t know anyone. Told a girl in a badass black dress that I liked her dress and she looked good in it. She told me she almost bought it in red but it’s a winter wedding so she didn’t.

I’m wearing red.

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@Indoor__Living Tipper is wild’n

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@Indoor__Living Helllo how ya doing living indoors?

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

SHE LIVES.

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

Almost 30 and still just need my momma. There is no timeline for needing your mom. I swear

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@holy420shit This is wild and dramatic and beautiful

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@meowlmcmillions Don’t Jim me bruh. CALL ME BACK IM SUFFERING

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

I haven’t taken my Zoloft in 4 days because I’m irresponsible and I think I might actually pass away

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@meowlmcmillions Oh hello would you like to call me back or no

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

POV

[𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐲 P67 @TomKiely_]

Emo band lyrics: I'm crashing down, falling apart. You're not here, it still breaks my heart.

Emo band song title: Maybe The Jet Ski Investments Weren't Such a Great Idea

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Hey can I come over and grind my teeth

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

I feel actual relief that today is the last day of the year, good Lordy

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you don’t think there’s at least a tiny chance you’re an NPC … you’re an NPC

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@_ofeesh Hot. Hot. Hot.

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@melnguyen11 What we playing sis

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

Letterkenny is the FUNNIEST shit I have ever seen. Sorry I’m late on this one.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

What a crazy fucking year… I escaped the illuminati in 2021 and they still haven’t killed me. Every day I wake up grateful.

[al gore invented the internet @cmunsyo]

@TravyxB Knew it, just needed a second 😂