chelsey murphy

jus tryna be happy tbh

[kob£ @offiicialkobe]

"Umm ur card was declined"

first of all lower your voice

[Emily @Emilylargesse]

how the fuck do people cheat lol

[czm @totallyclairezo]

two biggest shocks of adult life:
1. everyone does cocaine
2. cheese is fucking expensive

[A. @notoriousaali]

IF YOURE CONSTANTLY BUSY CAUSE YOURE GETTING YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, TRUST ME YOU AINT MISSING OUT ON ANYTHING. KEEP DOING YOU BABY.

[jay bigote!  @stickojay]

i wish i could hurt you the way you hurt me, but i know that if i had the chance, i wouldn't do it.

[Chase Carpenter @ChaseCarpenter7]

It's crazy how drinking 8 cups of water in a day seems tough, but 8 beers go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw