Catie Murphy

Did you just read my freakin mind?

[c ☆ @tintafey]

amy 😭

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

[Will 🇩🇪 @WillExists_]

If this administration changes *anything* that goes into Dunkin I will make January 6th look like a tea party

[A @seattleiminyou]

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called beer

[C @theclovecoterie]

Meal repeater, outfit repeater, book rereader, movie rewatcher…I love doing things I already know I will enjoy!!!!

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

talking shit with her would heal me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

there’s a non zero chance that he’s being briefed on charli xcx right now

[Amelia Horgan @AmeliaHorgan]

🫡🫡🫡

[shadon @pvrekhs]

just noticed in 13 going on 30 she turns 30 exactly 13 minutes in…tarantino couldn’t do this

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

They need to reboot “four weddings.” I wanna see some real haters in action.

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

The New York Times? Oh you mean where I play my games?

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

I don’t remember the last time I felt happiness like this

[crank @zacdose]

you’ve gotta be kidding me

[pinar @pienar]

i went to The Hater Building and they made me CEO

[Catie Murphy @cmurphy324]

@tweetingdanielj And to think NOBODY complimented her hat