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[Colleen @cmurphycm]

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[Kyler Thom @ThomKyler]

Senior season highlights
2210 passing
23 passing TDs
4ints
496 rushing
2 rushing TDs
152/259 (58.7%)
Career Varsity Stats:
3yr QB1 2yr Captain
4811 passing yards
937 rushing yards
46 passing TDs
4 rushing TDs
@LakersFootball1 @612Qs @CoachSchrenk @PrepRedzoneMN
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[Jacob Hartman @JacobHartman_]

Watch the tape👀, undeniably one of the BEST in the state. You can’t teach someone to make plays like this! Coaches get @ him

[Paul Holdengraber @holdengraber]

“Autumn is my season, dear. It is, after all the season of the soul.”
~ Virginia Woolf

[໊ @sonohoor]

being a woman is hard, you always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet

[Les Films du Losange @films_dulosange]

Raving reviews for Kristen Stewart’s
THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER
at #Cannes2025

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

#CANNES Review: Kristen Stewart’s ‘The Chronology of Water’ is one hell of a directorial debut.

"Adapting author Lidia Yuknavitch's 2011 memoir, the actor's first time behind the camera delivers a bruising, brilliant biopic."
https://t.co/5E9eVJ3U4i

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

When famous actors decide to try their hand at filmmaking, the results can be — and often are — unremarkable by design. Timid and safe with a network TV aesthetic that screams “I’m a lot more afraid behind the camera than I am in front of it.” Not so of Kristen Stewart’s “The Chronology of Water.” Not in the slightest. Some movies are shot. This one was directed.

Read our review out of #Cannes: https://t.co/qg06S2wzz7

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

The Chronology of Water: really impressed by the bold artistry and depth of feeling in Kristen Stewart's directorial debut. doesn't hurt that Imogen Poots is incredible in it.

my #Cannes2025 review: https://t.co/dq2HewXFZD

[Matt Neglia @NextBestPicture]

THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER floored me from start to finish with its fragmented but precise editing, uncompromising vision, and the raw, fearless performance of Imogen Poots, delivering her finest work yet. This is a pure art house biopic that scratches, pierces, and digs under the skin, confronting the viewer with a blistering emotional intensity that some may find too much to bear. To that end, Kristen Stewart’s directorial debut is unflinching & abrasive, a grueling exploration of pain that’s as likely to move you as it is to leave you shaken.

[Peter Howell 🖊 @peterhowellfilm]

THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER: Expressionistic/ECU/extreme. Beat poetry/punk fury/jazz tempo. Allusive/abusive. Body/bawdy. Mother/othering. Imogen/imagining. Writing/righting. Kristen Stewart, filmmaker. #Cannes2025

[Tom Page @thomas_page]

“Let’s rip off the band aid and watch this f—ing movie.”

Now that’s how you intro a film.

Kristen Stewart has leveraged every bit of clout to make THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER. The results are uncompromising and stingingly raw. Her image making is beautiful. It won’t be her last.

[Variety @Variety]

Kristen Stewart's “The Chronology of Water” isn’t some pretty good, prosaic, actor-directs-actors-how-to-read-the-script thing. It’s far more artful and captivating than that.

Read the full review below. https://t.co/Ra0bwNtHaO

[Jacob Hartman @JacobHartman_]

PR'd today. Work to do! @LakersTFXC @LakersFootball1

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Kristen Stewart's directorial debut 'THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER' will premiere at the 2025 Cannes Film Festival.

Starring Imogen Poots as swimmer and writer Lidia Yuknavitch.

[Lakers Football @LakersFootball1]

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

It sucks that you have to “get ready for bed” right before going to bed. I wish I could brush my teeth and wash my face at like 6pm and then just snack and watch movies til I fuckin drop

[Jacob Hartman @JacobHartman_]

Thank you @MiamiOHFootball for the camp invite! @CoachBrechin @kassq17 @CoadyKeller1 @WinkelmanWill @LakersFootball1

[Jacob Hartman @JacobHartman_]

Thank you @CoachJ_Walsh for the invite. I really appreciate hearing from you and look forward to continuing the conversation and seeing everyone on June 1st. @C_Arbizzani @MSUBobcats_FB @LakersFootball1

[Jacob Hartman @JacobHartman_]

3 months+, 2x a week, tnx Coach Q! @TNTACADEMY1 @Trasean26 @LakersFootball1 @LakersTFXC