Carolyn Hoffer

Retail Data Analyst ! 🛍️ Cool Working Mama! 💋 Good Time Haver!

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@GreatWideTravel This morning wasn't bad at about 35 mins

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@psychandthefae @KristineSmedley @GovAndyBeshear Rape victims... they must not exist then in your perfect world

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@davidwkay @nagem____ @GovAndyBeshear @EmilieArroyo Prove that 99%figure please...

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@TPostMillennial I'd vote for @StephenAtHome tomorrow if he ran for office! He's an amazing human being with an actual care for the American people

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Our broken hearts are with Uvalde.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

IT IS US!

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@nickjr @macy This made the parade for me! Loved it!

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@TomiLahren I never tweet but I felt compelled to remind you that your platform has reach and one day you will be old and realize how much hate and evil you added to this world instead of making it better. I hope you regret it one day but by then it will be too late...

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@TomiLahren I will forever use you and the like as an example to teach my kids how to do better. You say shit that makes people mad to elevate your own brand out of a desire to make more money to become more famous, at the cost of others. You are so sick and depraved.

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@guarnaschelli @guarnaschelli

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

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[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@RexChapman These people you know are having swarms of kids and teaching them nothing but hate for everyone who doesn't think just like them. We require a license to buy a gun of go fishing but ANYONE can raise a kid! These people are exactly what I will show my children NOT to be!

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him

[Carolyn Hoffer @cmwagn03]

@RawBeautyKristi I would say around 2 months! CONGRATULATIONS on your little guy!