Chris Myles

[Steve “Dangle” Glynn @Steve_Dangle]

They’re gonna be so pissed when they find out what geese know how to do.

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

Another strong performance from Joseph Woll.

He didn't look nervous.

Given that he never checks his phone, I don't even think that he knows it's the playoffs. He's probably wondering why they keep playing Florida.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

AI generated Drake & The Weeknd song.

We are so fucked.

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[Jen @tavkniesnythews]

Listen. I know it’s preseason. I know. But I have watched every single Matt Murray video on the internet from his junior days, to pittsburgh to ottawa. If this man finds himself again - it’s over for everyone. #LeafsForever

[Chris Myles @cmyles7]

@timandfriends This man parties for a living

[Chris Myles @cmyles7]

@timandfriends @tim_micallef “ In tonight’s production of the Wizard of OZ, the part of the Cowardly Lion will be played by Tim Micallef”

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

we just went through two years of parents storming school boards calling masks child abuse

[🦋867-5309🦋 @American_Jeny20]

Damn this is Karen level 1000! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Wow!!

[Jay Maddog Michaels👊😎 Sir-Talks-Alot @JayOnCHOM]

I got in one little fight.....

[Brant @brantdubs]

Mark Shapiro bodying Jeff Passan... You kinda love to see it

[Adam Laskaris @adam_la2karis]

Tie Domi after hockey practice when his son won't leave the rink:

[Chris Black @DownToBlack]

Statcast Summary/Thread of Today's #BlueJays Game

1. One Particular Pitch from Nate Pearson

Lots of reasons to be excited about Pearson today (4 K is 1 below MLB career high) but if there's one pitch to get amped over, it's the 0-2 curve that buckled Miguel Cabrera. Here's why:

[KirkSupremacy @KirkSupremacy]

@ShiDavidi Vlad pulling into the Rogers Centre on opening day

[Chris Myles @cmyles7]

BASEBALLLLL ⚾️🎉⚾️🎉

[Mike Commito @mikecommito]

On this day in 2010, Sidney Crosby scored the “golden goal” in overtime to clinch Olympic gold for Canada @CCpxpSN 🇨🇦🥇 #Hockey365

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Toronto cops have already started towing cars. Have you met a GTA tow truck driver??🚒🚒

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

Absofuckinglutely