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[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

Do you think Frozone knows about Elsa?

[Alicia Stella @AliciaStella]

When you have a little too much to drink and end up in the wrong park.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Not a single male artist on my spotify wrapped

[Scarlet Witch Updates @ScarletWitchUpd]

Two tickets to #Wicked please.

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

well daddy damaro finally found a way for me to go to magic kingdom willingly

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

OFFICIAL concept art for the TWO Cars-themed attractions coming to the reimagined section of Frontierland at Magic Kingdom!

[SHAWN OF THE DEAD @ShawnNOrlando]

Josh D'Amaro: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHATS BEYOND BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN

Distwitter: VILLAINS LAND OBVIOUSLY

JOSH: CARS YOU DUMB BITCHES

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“it’s only a 2 day trip”

me :

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

was just able to get D23 tickets! I had to refresh while in the selection process-- then it showed up to buy tickets. Good luck! #d23 #d23tickets

[Pixar @Pixar]

car-ma is the guy on the streets

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

it is my first ever time going to hhn tonight. I am a massive wimp. pray for me #HHN2023

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

@FlyFrontier Why is my flight two months from now already delayed?

[Ashley Carter @AshleyLCarter1]

Daisy Ridley will reprise her role as Rey in a new Star Wars film directed by Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy. Set 15 years after the events of The Rise of Skywalker, the film will follow Rey who will be rebuilding the Jedi Order. #StarWarsCelebration

[sophie 🌛 @cowboylikebug]

your nighttime spectacular has failed

[lauren @winonaddict]

genuinely might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

no woman has this many pockets

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

A new way to flex is coming. Get ready. Reserve now. ✋

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

@teambercase Ive been told to go by heartbeats. So if there is a one month old in a stroller— they count. Don’t ask me about pregnant women

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

any time I ask a girl with a tampon and they give me a super this is what I think of them as:

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

spot the difference

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

the scene on the Ferris wheel of #MrsMaisel is iconic. Brilliant writing, genius directing, and impeccable comedic timing

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

@AestheticPuppet @HayleyParkHoppr @matoaka23 The party is on her way.

[crisdemeanor @cnaffiscoool]

@H0NEYRIVER The good dinosaur