scorpihoe season

more of a didgeridon’t #goths4bernie she/her 🧡🖤 capitalism is always the real villain 🌹 ACAB

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Hey @EA and @Steam figure your fucking shit out before Veilguard releases or you will BOTH be in refund hell when nobody can launch the game!!!

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

I finally gotta delete twitter, but I’m so sad about it man. I grew up on the bird app, this is a journal of the last decade and a half of my unhinged life 🥲 all good things gotta come to an end…

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

@Nikki_4u4 Ain’t no man EVER had hurricane power. Now, women… that checks out

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Can someone please explain to me what a man made hurricane is or how on earth you can watch Milton and think that was made by humans

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

I love the new “girl DUMP HIM” horror genre. It’s What’s Inside was actually pretty good

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

The Perfect Couple’s opening theme does the same thing for me as the Fly Me To The Moons at the end of Evangelion

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Tovah Feldshuh is the world’s Jewish grandmother and we are blessed

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

HAHAHAHA idk how he would’ve felt about it but im so getting a bong made out of my dad holy shit

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Every morning when I wake up, I need 30-40min of existential dread before I can accomplish any REAL work

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

hot girls are screaming at their tv right now~

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

You ever make a joke about the last ride an Uber driver took being smelly bc their car was ROUGH and they let you know they were your first ride today orrrr ☠️

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

This woman getting on tv over a dozen times saying “I love these chimps more than my kids” is too damn much!!! I hope someone paid for the extensive therapy those kids needed omg

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Hold the fuck up, t-rexes had HOLLOW BONES?! These mfs were dragons

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

I wish my dad was alive to talk shit about Connor Stalions to lmao this would be so FUN to poke at him over

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

I can’t listen to too much Chappell Roan at a time or I can’t stop crying bc it’s too beautiful

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Ever farted loud enough on a work meeting that people both noticed and called you out? Bc I just did and now I need to crawl to the center of earth

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

It’s Charli’s song that features Billie 😭 I think Charli okayed the lyric, how is Billie always the villain bro

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

If there’s a god, I better get a stat screen when I die. How many times did I listen to Around the World (La La La) before Spotify wrapped was a thing. How many dollars did I spend at Taco Bell. Skyrim gives them to me, Skydaddy should too dammit

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Add ‘Biden not dropping out before the primaries so the voters could handle the the right way’ to the ever growing list of unforgivable things the DNC has orchestrated in my lifetime

[scorpihoe season @cneuey]

Making Chris wait a week before we watch Stranger Things S4 so he can go through the stages of grief of Hop’s death like we all had to!!!!!!!