Con Iver

Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

one of my favourite things i learned from twitter is literally every ethnicity thinks they invented the plastic bag full of plastic bags

[Sarah Kelliher @sarahkelliher4]

Petty Rodgers is back. The league is better this way.

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

GO PACK FKN GO!

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

spotify DMs is horrifying. what? I need another place for someone to message me saying “depressed again???”

[Con Iver @cnevs77]

@BenScottStevens @pandas_arebest

[katy @gewittrderrosen]

Not in my chats. Not in the chats I’m living in

[katie @katefeetie]

keeping myself humble by remembering that no matter how smart I think I am, it’s still not smart enough to get off twitter

[Con Iver @cnevs77]

still waiting for @pandas_arebest to reveal this is her

[New York Post @nypost]

Aaron Rodgers gushes about ‘incredible’ mystery wife and how she’s become his ‘rock’ https://t.co/QiDZLKrhr1

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this has been a bad 7 days for the ‘nothing ever happens’ crew

[Con Iver @cnevs77]

@PardonMyTake @pandas_arebest please confirm?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

big day for guys who keep asking Grok if this is true

[Con Iver @cnevs77]

https://t.co/WRuetWPHng is so back

[Con Iver @cnevs77]

Need more of ya'll to watch survivor so I can kick your asses in the S50 fantasy draft next year

[Owen Knight @they0ungknight]

I have added a #Survivor50 tab to my viewing guide! Thank you @TheTayMack for sharing yesterday!

I would never put this behind a paywall. I love when people use it to hook friends on Survivor. If you feel so inclined, you can donate to @WCKitchen instead

https://t.co/qXLQEVR68t

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Watching the chest burster alien in Spaceballs put his little hat on and do his vaudeville routine.

[reb @rebmasel]

just had the best sandwich for lunc-

“gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”

[Con Iver @cnevs77]

@quantian1 @mulletmaths

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

we can rest assured knowing our new pope has had life experiences like these

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Pope Leo XIV is the first pope to know exactly what Dave Matthews did on Aug. 8, 2004.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

person whose only experience with catholicism is watching conclave: omg this is just like conclave