crissy 🫶🏽

GA 🍑 currently residing in the D(M)V 🤗 💚💗🐸. Moderately funny and sometimes I go on rants. Follow at your own risk.

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

Learning to create my own happiness. I want to have somebody to invite in to share it with me, not depend on them to be the main source.

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

The other day my niece told me she was having man problems…. I said “oh well I don’t wanna hear nothing about that” and we moved right along 💀😂 love that for us

[Raye @sweetbabyrayes]

Still!!! 😩😩😩
"Come back, Barack"
SNL (2017)

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Dear Americans, if you hate Trump, repost.

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

@IranArmyMedia Oh we know….some of us at least 😒

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

Imagine talking shit about me…. Then 24 hours later, you gotta turn around and ask me for a favor 😂 audacity is at an all time high

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

“I don’t do politics” ppl when the politics start doing them:

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

I have absolutely positively ZERO faith that the release of these Epstein files will do anything to get that bitch out of office. I’d love to be proven wrong tho

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

MAGA Americans are pissed because they see this cute ass Puerto Rican man and they’re so ready to call him an illegal immigrant, their stomachs are literally bubbling. Don’t get me wrong, I’m thrilled this is pinching their gooch but just curious who’s making these decisions?

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

I need somebody to explain in 5th grade terms how the NFL -who we’ve all collectively agreed is a racist organization- is selecting Bad Bunny as the SB performer. What’s going on here? Also, I have absolutely no issue with Bad Bunny, I think it’s great that he’s performing btw

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

A girl’s nails can tell you everything you need to know about her. I’m missing 5 at the moment so….. there’s that.

Signed,
A girl just doing the best she can

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

@EDIBLU SAME!!

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

15 min late for their “announcement” 🙄… just get it over with

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

@thecindynoir I am. I had side effects when I first started- not terrible though (just bloating, abdominal discomfort). Once I switched my injection site, I’ve haven’t had anymore issues. I also changed my diet and started exercising more so all those things helped.

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

@EDIBLU Now wait a damn minute 😒

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

Gotta block that onika girl. What a loser.

[solo 🟠 @souloradio]

niggas are in

[crissy 🫶🏽 @cnicolef08]

I saw a man who is well over 500 lbs and who’s legs are black from lack of circulation reposting jokes about Halle Bailey’s body. Just send the flood Lord.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

That’s a Black king right there