idiot sandwich

I’m a hater

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yeah I’m bi

b: baby
i: I’m

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In 5th grade I kind of had a crush on this guy who liked another girl and we were passing notes in class and I was trying to be supportive and wrote “why don’t you ask her out?” and he wrote back “because I’m in 5th grade” and it really affected me

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Scrub Father

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That Drake and Josh movie about the shrimp except it’s about the giant Cambrian arthropod Anomalocaris

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@brass_orchid Wow declaring an era without acknowledging deceased red fishy from 10 years prior

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Adam Impact Driver or Impact Adam Driver ?

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@brass_orchid Only I can

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@brass_orchid You can’t talk about Carly

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One of my greatest moments was when my roommate wouldn’t answer my calls or messages about what ice cream flavor he wanted from the store so I, intuition of a god, download the League of Legends chat app in the middle of target, message him in-game and get an immediate response

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@brass_orchid Bye bye

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Okay so instead of Bang Bang what about

Bang
Bang

Two meals but simultaneously

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@brass_orchid @Flipper_Guy nearly irresistible urge to reply with the one of you mustached and pants over shoulders

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annoying take but am I crazy or did gen z lose the ability to use prepositions correctly

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spoiler alert I did not get into my account after this

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...I'm gonna...kms...

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The absolute war of attrition that is estate sale auction time extension

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girl dinner went too far

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@brass_orchid are you kidding me WOW

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@brass_orchid Are you picking me up from the airport

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@brass_orchid What a great elaboration on your joke whoever thought of it