chris jones

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

If Donald Jessica gets a sequel, so do I.

Happy 250th, America. 🇺🇸🙄🧠

#VeryStableGenius #PartTwo #parody

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump is stacking the government with loyalists.

As acting Attorney General, Todd Blanche already gave Trump and his family a lifetime pass to commit tax crimes.

Imagine what he'll do with the full job.

Where the hell is Congress?

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Hey look it's Epstein's Best Friend for 15 years Donald Trump eating pizza with Epstein's neighbor and business partner Howard Nutlick

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The ramblings of a mentally unfit man.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The most expensive taxpayer funded nap #NBAFinals

[Team Roy Cooper @TeamCooperNC]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

American Psychopath

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Hunter Biden is going to be a big, big problem for the GOP. Listen to what he’s saying here. He literally has receipts.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

COMING SOON!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.

This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…

Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…

More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”

This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[NC Democratic Party @NCDemParty]

Electing Roy Cooper this November means North Carolina will finally have a senator who is focused on working for us, not their portfolio.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

You played by the rules, and then Republicans changed them.

[Roy Cooper @RoyCooperNC]

June or not, North Carolinians should be proud of who they are.

Our neighbors — no matter who they love — deserve to be treated with dignity and respect. Happy Pride!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@WhiteHouse Fixed it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#Anonymous

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

His dementia keeps getting louder every day.

[chris jones @cnmem10]

@DHSgov Prove it

[Unfuck America Tour @unfamericatour]

Happy Pride Month from our team 🌈

Every day this month we’ll be honoring gay icons who helped shape America.

Day 2: Lindsey Graham