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Staunchly anti-oxford comma

[Conner @cnnrky]

@domluszczyszyn The last team that signed Jack Johnson won the Stanley Cup so shows what you know

[Conner @cnnrky]

For real though? Same.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Me watching seinfeld: lol

[Conner @cnnrky]

@mollybmpls Oh don’t worry, you peaked waaaaaay before that

[Conner @cnnrky]

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[Conner @cnnrky]

Hockey Canada going with the Trump approach where you continually disclose horrifying things you’ve done day after day, knowing that we don’t have the bandwidth to track them all and will eventually let you do whatever you want again.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

BREAKING: Hockey Canada released a statement on Friday revealing it has learned of an alleged group sexual assault said to have taken place in 2003.

https://t.co/88H8jm7PqW

[Conner @cnnrky]

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@mollybmpls Jar jar bot gonna have a hard time with this one

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[Conner @cnnrky]

This Memorial Day, make sure to thank a teacher, healthcare worker, and a kindergartner for putting their lives on the line for our freedoms.

[Conner @cnnrky]

My brain when they only post the total contract value, not the AAV

[NHL.com @NHLdotcom]

Bryan Rust agreed to a six-year, $30.75 million contract with the Penguins on Saturday.

The 30-year-old forward could have become an unrestricted free agent July 13.

https://t.co/ufRW9o2rTF

[Conner @cnnrky]

@RussoHockey @AnthonyLaPanta @TalkNorthPod Is there any sense BG might look at a quick 2 year rebuild? When teams are exceeding cap to win the Cup, hard to see a team with this much dead cap being competitive. If we move some assets (22, 24, 18) now, feels like it puts us in a better spot once the cap has cleared up.

[Conner @cnnrky]

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[Conner @cnnrky]

@sarah__mclellan Moose and greener back? Hot dang

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Vegas Golden Ratios

[LA Kings @LAKings]

@GoldenKnights This you?

[Conner @cnnrky]

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[Hockey Wilderness @hockeywildernes]

please do not buy this, thank you. just donate the money directly if you want to.

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

a little thread on what betting on hockey is really like as the gambling industry continues to push itself every second of every day onto unsuspecting people who may not know better
starting with an annotated chart

[Conner @cnnrky]

@mollybmpls @jarjarbot1 Yousa know why