Chelsea Nolan

"We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren't able to burn"

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

Shows like Blue's Clues set me up to fail. They taught me to be happiest when receiving things in the mail, and now I have an online shopping problem.

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

@caitlyn_eh Issa mood!

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

Martha the aerobics instructor: Are we starting to feel this exercise a little bit now?
Me from the back of the class: Yes, Martha. I'm starting to feel like I'm literally dying, thanks.

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

Some nights you do your whole 7 step skin care routine, other nights you fall asleep still in your clothes next to half a slice of chocolate cake. Life is about balance, my friends.

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

I know jersey drivers get a bad rap, but philly drivers act like they're actually trying to get into an accident. 😒

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

@jess_messin @v_drahus I'm dead 😂

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

On today's episode of Chelsea gets mistaken for a highschool student...

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

I'm the intern who forgets her laptop on the first day... Don't turn 12 kids, it's all downhill from there.

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

Everyone who called today Christmas Eve Eve instead of Christmas Adam have missed an opportunity, and I'm sad for you.

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

I don't think I've ever successfully woken up to an alarm that I've not snoozed at least 4 times

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

My family uses white vinegar in the same way they use windex in My Big Fat Greek Wedding

[Google @Google]

The most memorable moments of 2017 started with a question. https://t.co/wtqjULjCYe #YearinSearch

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

I have 18 pages worth of papers to write by Wednesday. So should I watch Grey's or Gilmore Girls?

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

@brittanybaskin8 Us too. It'll definitely help us clarify where things seemed clear to us, but are confusing to others. #engl311mu

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

@SchollenbergerT I still have to look up semicolons, and then decide I'm better off just not using them #engl311mu

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

@RaeThaBae Rachael... wtf 😂

[Alpha Sigma Tau @alphasigmatau]

Happy #NationalPhilanthropyDay! Alpha Sigma Tau is proud to offer the Women's Wellness Initiative as our National Philanthropy. Women helping women - that's what it's all about! Sisters, what do you enjoy most about the Women's Wellness Initiative?

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

"Cleopatra was married to Mark Anthony." "Oh, the one who's married to Mariah Carey?" @jess_messin

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

Parents who dont let kids do Halloween are the worst. So you didnt let jimmy be a transformer & get candy. Whoa that was a close one, satan

[Chelsea Nolan @cnolan353]

@cbixler_ville #engl311mu