caitlin noppenberger

I’m your mom who’s obsessed with Princess Diana

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[Great White North 🍁🇨🇦 @MadeInCanada_eh]

🔊🔊🔊”New York hates you” -New Yorkers in front of Trump Tower
Imagine what they will chant at the Knicks game 😅
#knicks 🏀⛹️

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

If it happens at a Knicks game it will be the greatest moment in basketball and American history

[caitlin noppenberger @cnoppenb]

Funniest part is no one knows this was partially funded for the marching band’s use as well

[Clif Marshall @ClifMarshall]

📍 Indianapolis Indiana | Carmel High School’s indoor facility is better than a number of NFL and Division I football facilities I’ve seen. Absolutely first class.

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

“I never thought I’d see the day in America where reality show participation wins out over being a police officer.” baby that’s quite possibly the most American thing to ever happen

[Jack @Carroll_LFC]

3 guarantees in life

Death
Taxes
Conor Daly random lap led at the Indy 500 for a hometown pop

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

You get treated better at work when you. blow dry your Hair

[caitlin noppenberger @cnoppenb]

COOLEST MASCOT REVEAL ITS OVER FOR THESE OTHER HOES

[Hoosier the Bison @HoosiertheBison]

The moment you've been waiting for...

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

-30 approval culture is so awesome

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

this has everything to do with @oliviarodrigo

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

This is like returning a Kia Forte and the dealership lends you a Lamborghini

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Diego pavia not handling going undrafted well

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

They’re sending all my boys to the Jets 💔

[Colin @Colin_d_m]

I can’t help but notice that people always think the nightlife was better in whatever year they were 25

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

frances ha's apartment was lena dunham's apartment

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 @___adorn]

glaring omission from famesick

[Wilsar @CallMeWilsar]

The Democratic Party is going to kick and scream its way into adopting more democratic socialist policies.

Obama joining Mamdani at a child care center in NYC is positioning.

He signaling to party establishment (positive).

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

"CUM TOWN" was a CIA propaganda scheme to get young men to move to New York after HBO's Girls inadvertently tipped migration rates too heavily female and threatened long term birth rates