Cotton

[Cotton @cnorris254]

It sucks I didn’t win that mega millions because I really did not want to work today.....

[Cotton @cnorris254]

@paigedonahue7 By drinking Red Bull.

[Cotton @cnorris254]

@cassralph But if you die, I’ll burry you with your cat.

[Cotton @cnorris254]

@carollllliina Yes

[Cotton @cnorris254]

@paigedonahue7 My family usually picks major holidays to reveal my various arrests and criminal charges to my grandparents and relatives....I️ get it.

[Mark Martin @markmartin]

Damnit this about made me cry. https://t.co/7CfRXfvfN4

[Cotton @cnorris254]

@barlow_ty https://t.co/QSkzcyfaRR

[Cotton @cnorris254]

Chalk one up for a victory on life

[Cotton @cnorris254]

I won $82 on a 50/50 drawing tonight. I don't like to count my victories but when it's your only victory for the year I'll mark a tally.

[Cotton @cnorris254]

Beer, $20. Skate rental $10. BYOB at zoomers and a sprained wrist.......priceless.

[dayna @daynaamaier]

mr brightside has the power to turn a room full of drunk strangers into something that feels like a family reunion

[Cotton @cnorris254]

Hey, hey what can I say. I could just lie and say it's all okay. 🎼

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This is fake news. Merica.