There's no need to put 24 minutes worth of videos of fireworks on your story tonight. But if your family starts a fist fighting at the cookout, start recording —we want to see that.
When you've lived more years than you have left, you start thinking about life differently.
Moments feel more sacred & every choice carries a deeper meaning.
For those that moved to the South,“We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.”
We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.
For those that moved to the South, please say the following statement 25 times — “We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.”
We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.