Friend making $20/hr as a server: “Don't worry, bro, this one's on me, and you'll get the next”
Friend making $470k as a senior software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $9.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”
lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all