chris nunnari

dont write a check your tush cant cash!

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

Finally found @CigarCityBeer in LA. Yes, I bought everything on the shelf (4 cans).

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

@LoRichey DUUUHHHH!!!!

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

It's so friggin catchy!

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

Cold spaghetti sandwich with a big glass of milk

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

#HR4HR.
Is that all I do?

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

@phillychris32. Currently sitting in the O'Hare airport.

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

The only acceptable pet for a man to have is a saltwater fish

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

This is not now, nor has it ever been, a conversation about milk preferences.

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

Shut up bird

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

I know most stuff

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

Wanted: middle aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart. Haha. Sometimes I say crazy things..

[Raider Sam Rothstein -Little Monster @RaiderRothstein]

Going to bed before snaps of syllabus week parties go up is the only real way to trick yourself into thinking you're not washed up

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

AHHHH.
Dude, you look GNARLY!

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

Please, talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles.

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#TheMartian still holding at number 1
See all box office results: https://t.co/G7qCfgDXNC via @boxofficemojo

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

The number of emails currently in my inbox equals the number of dollars currently in my bank account

[EquipmentRoomBallers @ERBallers]

Hittin the books already on the first day of school. #UT #weareback

[chris nunnari @cnunnari92]

If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity......

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Help solve an office debate, what should we see this weekend? What will you see?