C. Pape

#1 failure

[C. Pape @Co_Pape]

@TimmayWeaver Do you have a topic/theme preference?

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Explain why cancelling $1,900,000,000,000 in student debt is a “handout”, but a $1,900,000,000,000 tax cut for rich people was a “stimulus”.

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

Eli Apple saved the touchdown before halftime. Sam Hubbard got two huge sacks near the end. Vonn Bell picked off Mahomes in overtime. And Joe Burrow led the game-winning drive. The Buckeyes won the AFC Championship game. 🌰

[C. Pape @Co_Pape]

@N_Friedman_294 Urban isn’t known for his decision making

[C. Pape @Co_Pape]

@muellman78 Nah you can keep we don’t want him back

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if *all four* of the remaining bakers don’t win this year’s british bake off, i will burn that tent to the ground

[Meg Anderson @meg_anders]

From a doctor friend: "Just intubated a perfectly healthy 35 year old in the ICU, unvaxed. He looked afraid and was completely hopeless."

There's also a married couple there in liver failure from Ivermectin. "The same story is happening all over. It's depressing and disturbing."

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

BOOM!! SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE BULLSHIT! When do we get to tell y’all what to do with your NUTS!! #MINE #lovejenpsaki

[C. Pape @Co_Pape]

@laura_enid I sent the video to you in your DMs

[C. Pape @Co_Pape]

@laura_enid Yes !!! I have it saved.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

So when exactly did it become a radical concept to think Jeff Bezos should pay more in taxes than an Amazon employee on food stamps?

Because I see more people in D.C. upset that Bezos' tax info got leaked than the fact that he paid $0 in federal taxes for two years.

[C. Pape @Co_Pape]

@TimmayWeaver At least your pants fit

[Jasmine Ayres @Ayres4Columbus]

And for all you "she had a knife" folks. We have Stand Your Ground in Ohio. You do not have a duty to retreat if you believe your life is in danger. She called the police because she was afraid for her life.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If you don’t get a vaccine that is 90% effective you are 0% effective as a member of the human race.

[C. Pape @Co_Pape]

Turns out I am one of THOSE people who finishes a chapstick.

[UDHCMH @UDHCMH]

Apr 1 in University District History: Fifteen years ago. Still unsolved. Ohio State med student Brian Shaffer disappears after entering Ugly Tuna in The Gateway, about 1:55 AM. Never seen again. Not a single clue. In 2006.

[ACLU @ACLU]

This #InternationalWomensDay we demand:

Paid leave

Fair asylum processes

An end to mass incarceration

Abortion access

Workplace protections

A place in sports

Equal pay

Student debt cancellation

🗣️ SO MUCH MORE