Count Beardula

I love the smell of beard oil in the morning.

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@Variety Makes him an old piece of shit boomer douchebag.

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@Lina_rays1ya If they're like this dumb cunt, they'd probably be asking for it. ICE helping to clean up the gene pool one liberal retard at a time.

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@GavinNewsom I can't wait until your POS ass is in prison. You'll be the belle of the shower ball.

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@sarrah_bellus Well your retarded so it makes sense

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@GavinNewsom Hahahaha man you are going to be so popular in prison. You're going to get passed around like currency.

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@RepJeffries Damn you can't help but make yourself look retarded in front of cameras can you. You have to be one of the biggest douchebags in politics. And that's an accomplishment. Well done dipshit.

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@slitslam2016 @RossDellenger Yeah thank God Biden didn't win though. Dems already had their run with a pedo President with ol Bill Clinton.

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@SaintLaurant @jamestalarico You're confusing them with the Clintons. Nah thats too much credit. You aren't confused. You're retarded.

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@jamestalarico Well at least we know what the creepy weirdo bad guy from Little Monsters is up to these days. You might want to check with Abortion Barbie to see what your options are after your political career is dead and buried.

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@DemocraticWins Hahahaha and this freak is going to get boatraced by Paxton in the general election. Maybe give Abortion Barbie another crack or dig up Beathole O'Rourke from his political career grave.

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@jamestalarico Well you're a Commie piece of shit Democrat weirdo. Everyone has their issues. What else you got douchebag?

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@demon_burner @Breaking911 Not a woman. Let's go ahead and end the stupidity/craziness there.

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@realDonaldTrump Hahaha the best part of this post is the Libtard meltdowns that it will bring on. Rage on soy boys.

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@swd2 I can't tell if you're retarded or just willingly dumb. While they suck on the government tit, you suck the government dick.

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@Oilfield_Rando Just another pandering piece of shit politician. Doesn't matter what side of the aisle they claim to be on. They'll all sell Americans out in a split second.

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@ScottHughesCBB I can't tell if this post is retarded or just trolling. Houston fans live in Houston. Why the hell would they be roaming around downtown 7 hours before the game?

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@GavinNewsom Will you have access to X when you finally go to prison for fraud? Prison may be too good for you with the butt sex buffet you'll get. Thats a reward for you you piece of shit.

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@RogueHouSports Well...we found another retard with a smartphone. Keep retarding on retard.

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@fred_guttenberg @GOP You're retarded. Stop being retarded in public. Go do something productive for our country.

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@jonfavs Well you celebrate and suck the toes of pedophiles. We are not the same.