Tom Coughlin?

Where are my slippers? Who the hell is that guy?

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Despite being older than a sea turtles grandfather I think I have a handle on it. Thanks for checking though @Twitter.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Y'ALL THOUGH TOMMY COUGH WAS DONE?! #JAX get ready for an og.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

When you hear Chip Kelly might be taking your old job. #NFCLeast

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Sometimes we say "sayonara suckers" https://t.co/jfz4T7ZMDr

[John Berumen™ @NYTILLID13]

ALL good things must end...its been a hell of a run @CoachCoughlin @Giants so we don't say goodbye we say next time! https://t.co/Q34D78taAj

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Thank you to the @Giants for the lovely spread of cheap booze and overly eager hookers. They really know how to send someone off.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

@Alexis_isUGLY Coach had got heart eyes for thunder thighs.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Barber: What you want?

Ben McAdoo: Just fuck me up fam.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

@Alexis_isUGLY have you considered playing RB? I'm sure you've got some power in those masculine thighs.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Jerry Jones always likes to invite me out to party when I'm in town but I always decline. Can't hang with these young bucks. #NYGvsDAL

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Usually we keep Eli on a steady routine of old Eureka's Castle reruns. It's the only thing that'll shut him up.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

“@maddendealers: Got my favorite player hanging in my wall @antrelrolle26 http://t.co/dFF1e2YjPd” Looks like Antrel; Nowhere near the ball.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Boyz II Men look like they ate enough for a few boyz and a few men. Motown Philly back again for some seconds. #PHIvsNYG #SNFonNBC

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Thank god I started the #Eagles defense this week in fantasy. #SNF #PHIvsNYG

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Eli hasn't been under this sort of pressure since the charity spelling bee he was in last week. #SNF #PHIvsNYG #NYG #HighPressure

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Why watch #TheWalkingDead when you could watch the #Giants offensive line? #EitherwayZombies #NYG #SNF #PHIvsNYG

[Reformed Giants Fan 2PLANES @2PLANES]

@CoachCoughlin if you stab one offensive lineman I'm sure the rest will play MUCH better.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Come on @Weatherford5! I've fired punters for less. Just ask Matt Dodge at the high school he janitors.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

“@nflnetwork: .@Giants HC Tom Coughlin's postgame presser airing NOW. #NYGvsDET” Can we get this done quickly? Matlock is on in 10.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

When I heard we were getting a new offensive coordinator I didn't know his game plan would offend me so badly.

[Tom Coughlin? @CoachCoughlin]

Hopefully Ray Rice can catch on with his new team quickly. #RollbackToUnemployment