Coach Dad in Quarantine

Just a coach &dad surviving quarantine. Pretending to be a family man, avoiding teaching responsibilities, pushing my kids too hard. #gitemchoppin #coffeetown

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Enjoy this pls @atlanta

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

@CoachClinic This arena? What is that exactly?

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

@CoachClinic just what the hell is it you’re trying to do on this platform? #getemchoppin

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

@CoachClinic Ok, now i’m motivated to come out of hibernation. Bout to #grind on your face. No? Ok “culture” std infection?

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

@CoachClinic I ain’t no troll, just a dad trying to push my kids past their breaking point. You and your “culture” and “Grindin” could take a lesson or two from my tutelage

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter Get your ears down, Rabbit

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

I’ve got calluses on all fingers from sending out film of @ChuggsRonnie all day. In our illegal practice on Wednesday, he caught every ball thrown to him & we tied his right hand behind his back. Was proud of all 22 kids there that didn’t gripe about having only 1 water bottle.

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

The fact that a TV station hasn’t paid big money to @Wes_nship is just ridiculous.

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Sounds like a movie script...

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

“Bedtime is the best time to improve speed and agility.” -No mom/wife ever
If he can get a sub 4.6 40 by the end of quarantine, I may tell him I love him. https://t.co/jDCMBFQCSP

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Then tell me @CoachLeppke how can I let potential recruits to my high school know how hard I’m “grinding” during quarantine?

[Mitch Leppke @CoachLeppke]

Quarantine Perk: Not getting sent 7 on 7 highlight tapes.

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Wonder how many times Phil jackson had to tell The Worm to #getemchoppin #TheLastDance

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Sure it’s cute and all, but as a dad and a coach, kid needs to act like they’ve been there before.

[Jon Gordon @JonGordon11]

Need a smile today? This will do it. Retweet and share the joy.

[Kevin Scheiwe @kjscheiwe]

#Icanteither

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Quaratnine family photo. Can’t stand these people, and their demands about school from home.

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Unpopular opinion: I raised the seat, doing my 50%. My wife needs to do her share and lower it. Her 50%. Might have to have her #getemchoppin if I hear any more griping about it during quarantine.

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

At cost or cheaper

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

#NewProfilePic

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Not all heroes wear capes...

[Coach Dad in Quarantine @coachdadcoffee]

Draft is tomorrow, have to make some room on the roster...#getemchoppin #toomuchtp #teachyourself