Dan

Husband, Coach, Army Veteran

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@SGTWipper1Each Our nest emptied a few years back. We travel more as a couple now. Personally, I paint and wood work out in the shop, and have become quite good on the grill/smoker...also college football on the Playstation 😄. Shes better than me, she actually goes to the gym and stays fit.

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@SGTWipper1Each dead body, had been down for at least a week, in a house full of chihuahua dogs (6, I think it was), all trapped inside with no power in the late summer of the south.

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@Polymarket Note to wayward law enforcement: undoubtedly 29 times is the max for personal use.

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@SGTWipper1Each That coffee was bad for you but we drink it anyway:

https://t.co/p3OMgyiwaa

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: American Heart Association reveals drinking up to five cups of coffee per day may lower the risk of stroke, heart failure & type 2 diabetes.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: American Heart Association reveals drinking up to five cups of coffee per day may lower the risk of stroke, heart failure & type 2 diabetes.

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@SGTWipper1Each Nothing wrong with being more normal brother.

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@HormuzJournal

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@SGTWipper1Each C

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@SGTWipper1Each Loves long walks in the sand, mountain climbing, and nature in general. Don't let the age fool you, many say I still act 12 despite being 251.

Looking for smart and strong companion, must enjoy traveling.

[Garrett Armbrust @4thandsaturday]

If you don’t know Jacksonville State WR Deondre Johnson before the season it’s time. Good name for CFF if you play.

6’8 220 pounds.

724 receiving yards, 6 TD’s, & 24.1 YPC (led FBS) last season.

Could have the highest potential of WR’s in the G5.

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

@CBSNews CBS being a trustworthy source of news

Fact Check: False

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

Truth

[Pat Adams @PatAdams96]

The media’s hysterical predictions about President Trump’s speech didn’t hold up.

But many networks didn’t even air the President’s speech live because they don’t want people to make up their own minds.

This is exactly why Americans’ trust in the media is at an all-time low.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis, per CNN.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

Roll Tide

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[Crimson Coverage @CrimsonCoverage]

Former Alabama shortstop Jim Jarvis mashes one into the right field seats for his first career MLB home run.

Jarvis’ long ball extended the Braves lead to 5-2.

Way to go, Jim!

#AlabamaintheMLB 🐘

[Dan @coachdeuce2015]

"This commercial depicts a unique experience that may only be achieved by 1% or fewer of those who serve.

Individual results may vary.

Common side effects of this service include: loud and lasting tinnitus, constant joint and back pain, neck pain, loss of ease of mobility, changes in posture and walking, changes in mood or behavior, distrust in authority, exhaustion in crowded areas, constant threat assessment, fast eating, a knife hand, constant swearing, and general hatred for laziness and/or willful ignorance

Cosult your NCOIC if you are prone or susceptible to alcoholism"

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

If the military had honest recruiting commercials, what would the disclaimer at the bottom actually say?

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

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[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

This is why we fought for independence 🇺🇸