Coach Eddie

[Coach Eddie @coacheddie_KE]

Devil: My price is your firstborn child.
Witch: That's a bit cliché, isn't it?
Devil: Those are my terms.
Witch: Deal.
Devil:
Witch:
Devil: That was suspiciously easy.
Witch: Joke's on you. I'm never having children.
Devil:
Witch: You can't take a firstborn if there isn't one.
Devil: Did your grandmother teach you nothing about dealing with the Devil?
Witch: What?
Devil: Read the fucking fine print.
Witch:
Devil: Out loud.

[Your Girl, JOY. @Geoy09]

They call for peace pacts after they have done their bits, who do they think they're fooling?

[Coach Eddie @coacheddie_KE]

@josephpeterame1 A few listen when discussing on their responsibilities.... especially men 😂

[SIR PEEJAY SPEAKS @josephpeterame1]

People hear everything when you're discussing their mistakes, but suddenly develop hearing problems when you're discussing their responsibilities.

[Bilal @itsBilal]

Mom is the first friend, first teacher, and forever blessing!

[Mira @Miratpay]

One thing about life: the plans you make and the way things actually happen are rarely the same.

[SHUGA @Joycebankz101]

Grow your accounts today

[Abdulrazak Bala @Iam_Razzkhan]

When will MEN understand this SIMPLE THING, LEAVE ME ALONE from a WOMAN, means BEG ME SMALL.😅🙈🏃

[Afreen @AfreenPixel]

A mother asking thoughtful questions can teach better judgment than giving quick answers.

[Sadia 🦋 @Sadiapv]

Could you stop talking through the speaker?
Is there a medical condition that prevents you from holding your phone to your ear?

[VICTORIA🍁🍂🥵 @rarevickey]

I wonder what the person I'm going to marry is doing right now.🤔

[Chysom 👑 @onlyonebabe20]

I don’t have beef with anybody. I barely have money.

[𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐀™ @xvi_luma]

What’s one thing you wish you had done for yourself in school?

[BG😜 @terna_2005]

Nobody is perfect. If she’s ready to build something meaningful, give her a chance

[Maddie🤍 @madieunfiltered]

Many women would rather stay single than spend their lives raising grown men who mistake marriage for free domestic labour.

[Denike_01 @Denike_011]

What are some signs that someone has really low intelligence?

[Gwen🍒 @Gweenneee]

I've come to terms with the fact that everybody eventually leaves and becomes a stranger

[Emeka @ikwuazomsX]

Vinicius jr. is a Ballon D’or winner too.

[ms. @ms__faee]

Imagine telling God not to give you a female child, only for God to give you a male child that starts acting feminine and he's into men too. 😂

[Tochi @prettytochi222]

Should you tell your friend if you catch their partner cheating ... ????

[Raheedat Lawal @Rashyv9]

Some people don't actually hate you; they are just angry that you are surviving things that would have broken them.