Mike Gaukler

Retired teacher, farmer, husband, father, and grandfather. Pirate for life.

[Mike Gaukler @coachgaukler]

@Buccaneers

[Mike Gaukler @coachgaukler]

@Super70sSports

[Mike Gaukler @coachgaukler]

@TheRichFromCali 👍👍👍👍

[Mike Gaukler @coachgaukler]

@MrJoKeR604 Sorry

[Mike Gaukler @coachgaukler]

@TheRichFromCali Ever

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

You guys need to see this and take it in…

Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

To everybody who said our Nazi comparisons were hyperbolic:

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

#TrumpIsACunt

[Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette]

On behalf of all citizens of the United States, I'd like to apologize to the rest of the world for the tragic mistake we've made. We're not all insane. In 4 years we'll try to start fixing what can be fixed. We hope you'll give us another chance, even though we don't deserve it.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Senator Brian Schatz RIGHTLY points out the hypocrisy of MAGA complaining about high prices, but all Republicans are focused on is lowering taxes for the ultra-wealthy, at everyone else's expense.

It was never about egg prices, folks.

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

Watch: @SenatorBennet questions Treasury nominee Scott Bessent and lays out the flaws with Trump’s tax policy:

“Can we think of a better idea in the halls here than cutting taxes for the wealthiest people and expecting that it will trickle down to everybody else?”

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

Who's with me? ✋

[Fitzgerald Kennedy John Jr @FitzgeraldJr17]

Just so everyone is clear
Los Angeles is under duress
Mexico sends help
Canada sends help
Ukraine sends help
Americans send help
Trump elect sends insults
Republicans send threats
MAGA sends conspiracies
MTG sends insanity
Who exactly loves America
Who is the enemy of the people

[Dutchy Patrick @DutchyPatrick]

It’s that simple…

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Adolf Hitler, a CONVICTED FELON, rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933. He cleverly positioned himself as the voice of the “common man,” railing against the elites and the establishment.

To solidify his base, Hitler masterfully scapegoated minorities for the nation’s problems, exploiting societal divisions with an “us vs. them” narrative. It’s almost as if dividing people and stoking anger can serve a political agenda—who would’ve guessed?

Once in power, he wasted no time dismantling democratic institutions. Loyalty wasn’t just encouraged; it was demanded. Opponents? Silenced. Media that dared to question him? Vilified as “the enemy,” naturally.

But hey, history is just history, right? It’s not like anyone would fall for something like that again.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

A nation that elects a person with 34 felony convictions and four indictments will never be great.

Neither will it be decent, moral, humane, or respectable.

[Mike Gaukler @coachgaukler]

@joncoopertweets 11

[Eric Grohnke @EricGrohnke]

Last day to vote! Let’s get @CodyTud to the Pro Bowl!

Repost = double #ProBowlVote today!
Cody Mauch

[Mike Gaukler @coachgaukler]

@UDKCreator @SenSchumer Retired Teacher. Paid into ss for 30 years. Not a lucrative pension by any means. Get tour shit straight.

[Eric Grohnke @EricGrohnke]

1 repost = 1 vote
#ProBowlVote + @CodyTud
Cody Mauch