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coach

[resean rodriguez @hashnoxy]

when the mac n cheese touches the bbq chicken 🤤🤤

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

this how i act after smoking mid https://t.co/zEJOHWEcIk

[Bill @ClintonsBurner]

At the casino throwing craps overhand

[Joker Einstein @JokerElNSTEIN]

Watching Rick And Morty secretly as an adult makes you wonder if anyone would ever love you if they knew the truth

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Ancient man went to work for Skunkworks in a fitted suit and tie, used slide rule and punch card to design the fastest plane ever built. You sign onto “Teams” with your ill-fitting stained Polo and husky khakis and complete yet another “meeting” for a project 13 years behind schedule. You are GAY!!!

[Johal @Johal6O4]

this new cod MW4 is made for pedophiles and niggers i’m good off this goofy game

[aadi @techbrahh]

flight to India (this is insane)

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels

[mr gaping asshole @mrgapingasshole]

Watching Family Guy “ironically” and saying “Ok that one was pretty funny” every 2 minutes

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I have a salt lick installed in my room And I stand on all fours and go to town. Until I hear a twig snap 👀 who’s there

[𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗! 🏂 @FELIXVANBUREN]

instagram be recommending you follow the nigga you killed in 2014

[bunny @fadedbunny]

all roads lead back to hiding in the bathroom at work to vape

[fūnké @funkefly]

i try to do this with my cat once a day

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables