Coach

No seriously, Im writing it as we speak.

[Coach @CoachJMC]

@nerdylilpeach The rest is still unwritten...

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

What makes Jackass great is you could take the movies in a time machine and they'd be just as funny to audiences from any point in human history. Pratfalls, butt stuff, hitting a guy in the crotch. They were writing about this on the walls of Pompeii

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

IF THIS WAS STREETS OF RAGE 2 THAT SHIT WOULD BRING U ALL THE WAY BACK FOR THE BOSS FIGHT

[Kote @kotecinho]

Molokai home
Hawaii

Jay Nelson

[Coach @CoachJMC]

@DiscussingFish When did "The customer is always right" change to "The customer must accept it"?

[Nate @thenatewolf]

When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed to pee down the side, or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom? Obviously no poops but I’m wondering about pee.

[Genki✨ @Genki_JPN]

Street Fighter 2 original level design blueprints from the Capcom Exhibition!

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

An exact depiction of how mushrooms make me feel 😂

[Coach @CoachJMC]

@conorjrogers Democracy!

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Still better than a screen

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“It is certain, in any case, that ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have.”

— James Baldwin

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

me, any time I’m in a crowded place

[emily north @north0fnorth]

the 1980s designs i’m looking for vs what google seems to think 1980s designs were

[Shinobi602 @shinobi602]

RIP legend

[gabrus🚽 @Gabrus]

i like to take my shirt off at the gym, and really push the limits of people's body positivity

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

I’ve talked about it before but they used to show amazing stuff like this on random cable channels at like 7am. I distinctly remember seeing Jason and the Argonauts on a Saturday morning when I was like 10. I do think it sucks that you can’t discover stuff like that anymore

[Coach @CoachJMC]

@electrolemon Thank you for your service! Salute

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

sending tweets that pissed me off to the group chat like an ant taking poison bait back to its colony