Kitrick

the coach, athlete, teacher side of me

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Playing @blooket and a student uses ‘Michael Caine’ as their name.
Me: do you know who that is?
Him: it’s me, cuz I’m the king!
Me: he’s an actor, he’s in Batman!
Me and other staff: laugh hysterically

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

All schools… we need a new rule. When students wear band t-shirts, stop them and ask them to name three songs. If they can’t, they have to change. #musicmatters

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Students from 3rd grade class:
1. “someone said our sub is built like a dinosaur."
2. "What kind of dinosaur?"
1. "A long-necked dinosaur. "
Me: 💀

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Student: I can’t hear you Mr. Myers. I’m blind.
Me: (visibly confused)

#teacherlife #elementarystudents

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Wordle 226 4/6

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[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Wordle 225 2/6

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[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Kid: dad I wanna to the pew pew thing.
Dad: tries to remember how to work it; loads and cocks.
Kid: promptly shot in the face by dad.
Dad: stifled laughter

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Hey, we just had a conversation about this. Don’t make me do my job. 🤣🤣

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

The single most important -- and powerful -- line from Joe Biden's 1/6 speech
https://t.co/iDYeojXmN1

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Having to share a classroom with someone who talks incredibly loud on the phone is so hard. Also… why are you on speaker? I can’t even think.

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Nothing like a day doing due process while stuck at home with the kiddo. #SPED

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

@ISD279 yeah three more days of winter break!!
Wait! Now we lost two PD days and have to plan lessons for students? Oh… and now the school year is longer? Thanks for nothing.

[Crimsonfootball @Crimsonfootball]

End of 3Q: Crimson Up 28-3 on EP.

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Nothing like watching a student double-fist apples. #AppleaDay

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

@Super70sSports Too bad half the strikes he threw were hits. 😞

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: 12-Team Playoff Proposed by College Football Playoff Working Group

Details on the proposal » https://t.co/pbRJKkQ1Zc

#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

@XcelEnergyMN during off the lights and AC I’m schools on the hottest day of the year. Wow!

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

First time for everything:
Indoor recess in June 8, 2021 because the playground equipment is too hot. 😳

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

When your day starts off with an email about watching out for poop on walls in the boys bathroom you know it’s a weird day.

[Kitrick @coachkit2]

Favorite part of my day is having a student join and then disappear for 10 minutes. “My iPad died!”