Kevin Koontz

Middle School English Teacher. Varsity Boys’ and Girls’ golf coach. Opinions are my own.

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@PardonMyTake @TickPick How long do we have to keep this lie going? Hank is awful at golf. Maybe I could fix it. Maybe.

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@StooliesClub @PaigeSpiranac She sucks.

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@cmccollo That might be the dumbest thing on the internet.

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@bringbackcheers ESPN a joke now? They have been a joke for 10 years.

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@kbikoff Well they can’t throw it, so that’s what we get.

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@jacobzanolla They finished 14 games behind the Brewers. Do better.

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@michaelniziolek Never apologize. That’s weakness.

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@midwestern_ope Krogers.

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@BarstoolBigCat When can this little skit be over? Hank is awful and I mean awful at golf. He couldn’t break 115 if he played by the rules. This is over, move on.

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@dandakich Explain,
Please.

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@favesoccermom No, ma’am she looks like a moron.

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@BarstoolBigCat And bottom 1 percent golf game.

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@jennifer40iu Listen to Don and Eric.

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@barstoolsports Jersey Jerry will embarrass him.

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@NjTank99 @NFLMemes Frank, be better this is ridiculous.

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@spittinchiclets Jets might be back.

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@Seeckandfind @kerri_3lizabeth Dream of championships, that’s something you will never, ever do. But, you have a cool
Mascot.

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@jasonwhitlock No offense, you guys are the same person.

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@DeirdreGarrity Racist.

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@DeirdreGarrity That’s not nice.