Keith Perry

Husband, Father, “Funcle”, Big Poppy, golfer & smoker of meats, to whom much is given, much is expected

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@RedWhitePodcast 1971 attended Wake vs State w/ Steve Neuse, Paul Coder and Steve Smoral - I was a 9 yr old kid, thought their red warm-ups were so cool, and the players were the biggest people I’d ever seen.

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@dfhsfootball Alabama isn’t playing Friday night - give them a call.

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@langstonwertzjr Hey Langston, what Spectrum channel in NC can we watch DF vs TL Hanna tonight for the SC ship?

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@notcapnamerica 32 with a def no to pickled pigs feet

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@Kevperry Excited to see them when we come in March 😳

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@joshwgoodson Twice

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

“It’s time to look at myself in the mirror.” Cam right.

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

#bravessong1

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@BarstoolsTweets @Colin_Perry

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@wishboneoption 1 length = 8 ft, horses were running ~ 54 ft per sec * 4.3 secs / 8 ft = over 28 lengths

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

Sir Winston won The Belmont today in 2:28.3, but would have lost to Big Red, The Super Horse, Secretariat by over 28 lengths as he crossed the finish line in 2:24 back in 1973, and it would have looked something like this . . . . a track record that still stands.

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@RealKyleWiggins

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@HSOTScores do you know if the Mallard Creek vs Dutch Fork game tonight @ 8pm will be on tv?

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

Always #ItsBoTime 🍗 !!! https://t.co/NrMAMXYGUG

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

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[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@ericcrawford The track was dry today, and Justify ran the entire race at the front, so compare their Belmont times - Justify would have lost to Big Red, the Super Horse, Secretariat by 27.92 lengths.

[Eric Crawford @ericcrawford]

Fastest aggregate times for three Triple Crown races:
1. Secretariat 6:16.4
2. Affirmed 6:22.4
3. Seattle Slew 6:26.2
4. American Pharaoh 6:28.3
5. Justify 6:28.71

[St8 Cup XII @St8CupGolf]

Team VC comes from behind with a STRONG day 2 performance, running away w/ an 8 stroke victory to win back to back St8 Cups, and their 3rd overall! Scores for Day 2: Perry/McCreery-69, Norris/Bird-75, McNeill/Johnson-79, Nagy/Wiggins-80

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

@RealKyleWiggins @St8CupGolf @chris434445 @MikeMGarner @Colin_Perry I gotta start going to meetings

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

Today I’ll be using the Japanese method for decluttering - you put your hands on everything you own, ask yourself if it brings you joy, and if it doesn’t, thank it for its service and get rid of it. Waffies are safe but my driver should be very, very afraid.

[Keith Perry @coachkperry]

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