Coach Gibbs

(fictional) Head Coach of the Idaho Vandals football program starting in 2013. Lentils and football. Lets go baby.

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You might be thinking, "Idaho Vandals QB Cade Murphy" this morning. If you are, you're right! Today's installment of #lentilsandfootballs delivers an amazing 6 TD performance by Cade. #idahovandals #NCAAFootball14 https://t.co/6oMWi24wE6

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"It’s good to get some wake up calls on occasion, I just rather it would not have cost us what it did. The wave of self-shame has washed over me and receded back out to sea. It’s time to get started on taking our spot back." - Coach Gibbs

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Our #IdahoVandals may not have made it to the Championship game, but there's still the #FiestaBowl, damn it! Check out the recap of the action against the UAB Blazers in today's edition of #lentilsandfootball. #CoachGibbs #NCAAFootball14
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Today's #LentilsAndFootball tells a tale of two halves: a close first half followed by a 42 point explosion by the #IdahoVandals in the second half. https://t.co/hy87Sly72V

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🎶Coach Gibbs
Standing in the rain
John Ward
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured by touchdowns
Today's opponents are seriously clowns.🎶

#LentilsAndFootball closes out the week with a definitive victory over the Georgia Bulldogs.

https://t.co/lL5WylR99A

[Coach Gibbs @CoachLentils]

This is a gif that came up when I searched "cleave"

No bullshit.

Go Vandals.

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It's Tuesday morning, and we've got another dose of #LentilsandFootball goodness for you. Backup QB John Ward helped cleave the Beaver's in today's edition: https://t.co/Ob9DH9arAx

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After a painful (and rare) loss, the #IdahoVandals returned to the W column with a solid win against the Huskies. Relive the experience and, as always, hear from @CoachLentils at the podium after the game. #lentilsandfootball #teamwork https://t.co/liHwKUogRE

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All good things must come to an end. No, #LentilsAndFootball isn't going anywhere, I'm talking about the Idaho Vandals' impressive 77 consecutive wins. Coach Gibbs wants to move on and you should too. But not before reading what happened: https://t.co/EEsyJBtyIO

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Before today's NFL Championship games, have some #lentilsandfootball ...won't you? Today's game had our alternate history #IdahoVandals take on the #ArizonaWildcats as the Vandals pressed onward with their backup QB, John Ward. https://t.co/ZpDHBfTHNv

[Coach Gibbs @CoachLentils]

Coach Gibbs loves cougars. Yell your friends and also your friend's mom.

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Can you say "brutal"? That's the level of victory the Vandals had over the Cougars in today's edition of #LentilsAndFootball. https://t.co/hXvxxWT6um

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Have some lentils. And some football. Have both! Also, have the highest score our #IdahoVandals have put up in the @CoachLentils era! https://t.co/9zW9Ol7zc8 #lentilsandfootball #NCAAFootball14 #coachgibbs

[Coach Gibbs @CoachLentils]

Y'all say something about belts?

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The Vandals receive their toughest opponents in Stanford in today's edition of #LentilsAndFootball. A victory is a victory, but sometimes it's a nail-biter, and this game was no exception. https://t.co/C0AKJ1Y0YO

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Domination! That was the word of the day when our #IdahoVandals took on Syracuse. The Vandals put together over 650 yards of offense and QB Cade Murphy tied a team record with 6 passing TDs! https://t.co/ZEbQA2TS6V #lentilsandfootball #NCAAFootball14

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It's victory #100 for Coach Gibbs and his Idaho Vandals in today's edition of Lentils & Football. Read all about their incredible win here: https://t.co/CG1YEJuwni

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Our alternate history #IdahoVandals kicked off their 2021 season with a close one against the Colorado State Rams. Coach Gibbs will train them to snatch wins however they can! #lentilsandfootball #NCAAFootball14
https://t.co/tV9KjBItgp

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Today's edition of #LentilsAndFootball looks at the season-in-review for 2020. Not THAT 2020, mind you. This is alternate history! Check out Coach Gibbs' thoughts here: https://t.co/JeTkvjgUDz

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In today's #LentilsAndFootball, the alternate history of the Idaho Vandals kicks off their 2020 season without any pesky worldwide crises going on! Who's responsible for ensuring a happy healthy populace in this timeline? Probably Coach Gibbs. Read on: https://t.co/lpgSZU9HTH

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Didier Deschamps channeling his inner @CoachLentils in saying, "I'm not here to have a good time. I'm here to win." #FIFAWorldCup

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Horseshoes are supposed to be a sign of good luck but, in today's #LentilsAndFootball, luck was only on the side of our #alternatehistory #IdahoVandals. Check out the recap of their performance against the Ohio State Buckeyes! #ncaafootball
https://t.co/7Y6uzVs8dt

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Roll tide? Roll tide. Roll tide. Roll tide. Roll tide. Can't get enough of that phrase, "roll tide". Except it's not Alabama, it's the Vandals in today's #LentilsAndFootball. https://t.co/ysYTOWFahX