Abe Linkoln

Turning 12 emails, 3 PDFs, and a lost schedule into one clean link people actually open

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

Email didn’t stop working.
People just stopped checking where you’re sending it.
So we did something simple.
Write the email like you always do.
Turn it into a link.
Drop it wherever people actually read things.
Same message.
Better timing.
Less inbox archaeology.

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

Every typo I have ever sent was forgiven by three magic words

sent from my iPhone

it is not a signature
it is a legal disclaimer

it means I was mobile and cannot be held responsible for what just happened

do you still have yours on?

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

Forget AI for a minute

This is the debate that actually matters

It's game day
You only get three

What's your lineup?

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

7 ways to use Linkoln in real life

WiFi details
Your about me
Aftercare info
Trip plans
FAQs
Meeting prep
Menus

Send any of these as one clean link

Want to know more?

Visit https://t.co/nqltKWhhjz or message me

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

"please see attached"
there is nothing attached
"apologies, see attached"
still nothing attached
"I genuinely cannot see an attachment"
"so sorry, attaching now"
nothing
you are now four emails deep into a conversation with zero attachments and one slowly dying will to live

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

which button are you pressing?

🔴 see the exact second someone opens your message
🔵 send something that never vanishes into a junk folder again
🟢 change what you sent after you sent it, no resending

there is no wrong answer
mostly because all three already exist

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

This is what being a marketer feels like

social media
content creation
SEO
email marketing
analytics
paid ads
community management
and now AI tools on top

you have eight arms and somehow still not enough

which tentacle is strangling you the most?

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

Someone just sent me a four minute voice note
four minutes
that is not a message
that is a podcast
that is a TED talk I did not buy a ticket for
I replied "love this" with my whole chest
I have no idea what I agreed with
have you ever replied to a voice note you did not listen to

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

There are seven ways to hold a phone

2 and 6 are normal

7 is acceptable in emergencies

3 and 4 look like you're using a calculator from 1997

5 feels like you're texting something that starts with

"don't tell anyone but..."

What's your number?

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

Is it efficient? No

Is it somehow still working? Unfortunately yes

That is exactly why nobody ever fixes it

This is most people and their inbox

Email became the place we send everything

Prices, proposals, schedules
Things people need later and never find 🧵

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

you sent a message
no reply
so you send another one
"just following up"
unbothered
you are not unbothered
you are rereading both like a detective on a cold case
why did you put a full stop on the first one
you sound like their manager
four hours later
"sorry just seeing this"
🤯

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

The human brain was not designed for email

It was designed for finding food and avoiding predators

Now it's spending 17 minutes deciding whether "Many thanks" is passive aggressive

Communication is exhausting

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

The human brain was not designed for email

It was designed for finding food and avoiding predators

Now it's spending 17 minutes deciding whether "Many thanks" is passive aggressive

Communication is exhausting

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

you sent a message
no reply
so you send another one
"just following up"
unbothered
you are not unbothered
you are rereading both like a detective on a cold case
why did you put a full stop on the first one
you sound like their manager
four hours later
"sorry just seeing this"
🤯

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

So we built LINKOLN
Anything you would email, turn into a link

Send it where people actually look
They click, they read, they find it again

https://t.co/nqltKWhhjz code SJANE

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

Is it efficient? No

Is it somehow still working? Unfortunately yes

That is exactly why nobody ever fixes it

This is most people and their inbox

Email became the place we send everything

Prices, proposals, schedules
Things people need later and never find 🧵

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

There are seven ways to hold a phone

2 and 6 are normal

7 is acceptable in emergencies

3 and 4 look like you're using a calculator from 1997

5 feels like you're texting something that starts with

"don't tell anyone but..."

What's your number?

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

It's 4:58pm on a Friday

The weekend is visible

You are almost free

Then someone hits Reply All

200 people

Nobody knows what "this" refers to

Karen wants clarification

Dave wants removing from the thread

Michael has replied 👍

To what, Michael?

WHAT ARE YOU AGREEING TO?

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

This is Hugo.

Hugo has opinions about the barbecue.
Hugo has not shared these opinions verbally but I can tell from his face that he has concerns.
We are working through it together.

Midweek check in.
How is your week going so far?

[Stephanie Jane 🥒 @curlylinguist]

I am writing a book

I do not have a website
I do not have a landing page
I do not have a publisher, an agent, or frankly a plan

What I do have is a LINKOLN link

Which means I can promote my book anywhere

LinkedIn
Instagram
WhatsApp
A text to my mum

One link
Every platform

Here is how it works 👇

Write your email as normal

CC [email protected] when you send it

It becomes a clean shareable link instantly

Send it anywhere you want
That is it

No website needed
No tech required
No landing page

Just a link that lives wherever your audience already is

If you are launching something, selling something, promoting something, or just need people to find information fast

This is how you do it

Go to https://t.co/fLPs0ceuar and sign up free
Use code SJANE to get in

Link to my book is below
You are going to want to see this... 👇

https://t.co/CM0wREUWUI

[Abe Linkoln @coachlinkoln]

the Nokia 3310 could survive a nuclear event and we traded it in for a glass rectangle that shatters if you look at it wrong

peak civilisation was 2002 and we walked away from it