Lousy Curling Coach

Dispensing Bad Curling Advice Since 2015

[Lousy Curling Coach @CoachLousy]

I'd make a sarcastic remark, but there's nothing funny about the bullshit @usacurl has done recently. Bunch of assholes if you ask me.

[Lousy Curling Coach @CoachLousy]

Best one I've seen in awhile.

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

Geeze...even club teams are getting on the press release bandwagon.

[Lousy Curling Coach @CoachLousy]

If you want to be the best ever, be sure and always blame your failures on the ice. Remember, it's not your fault that you can't read it properly.

[suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens]

Good thing that sensational Hamilton shot was during a commercial

[Steph LeDrew Mumford @StephLD]

Good morning to everyone except any non-curler who has said they’re gonna “make it to the next Olympics”.
#Curling

[Steph LeDrew Mumford @StephLD]

Spoiler alert: no.

https://t.co/sCK6fB7fMl

[Lousy Curling Coach @CoachLousy]

Bingo

[Pasqua Facts @PasquaFacts]

Dan Pasqua once scored a 9-ender in #Curling

[Håvard Vad Petersson @haavpet]

How Italy, Norway and Sweden could make the podium without Canadian coaching is beyond my understanding.

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

Hey @espn...why is the stream of the @TSNCurling @CurlingCanada #STOH22 not working? Hard to #GrowTheSport when you can't watch. #curling

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

I think it's sabotage by vengeful kinky Dutch over the EasyToys debacle.

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

So apparently NBC has a problem with dildos...why haven't they canceled Jimmy Fallon then?

https://t.co/UyaUKahb2I

[Lousy Curling Coach @CoachLousy]

Never concede. You'll upset the TV people, and they're the ones who really matter. #Bullshit

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

Recap the game, go over key shots/ends, preview the next game. I mean, there are draws where all the games end early...they don't force the last game on the ice to keep playing. Surely there's a better way to fill the airtime than forcing a game that's over to keep going. 2/2

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

Upon reflection after the "no shaking" controversy last night, I think the answer is simply that @TSNCurling should have a Plan B in place to fill that airtime. Totally understand the broadcast needs, but really unfair to make both teams keep playing. #Trials2021 #Curling 1/2

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

https://t.co/Oh8HRj3PSr
#Trials2021 #MortalKombat

[NerdCurl @nerdcurl]

Less than an hour before @EinarsonTeam begin their battle. https://t.co/FbYifENSZF
#Trials2021 #MortalKombat