meg

she/her // future Mrs. T-Pain // probably laying on cold tile

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

If youre a Hoosiers Bears fan you probably are about 50% genuinely concerned that youre dead and none of this is real

[Cogito @cogito_yuri]

Imagine not believing Trump is dead just because there's "no evidence." Where's your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

Adam Friedland was dumbfounded by the stupidity of Ritchie Torres.

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

Her husband was 32 when she was born.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Ghislaine Maxwell is going to name a bunch of democrats in the Epstein files and maybe a billionaire or two.

Then absolve Trump of being all over them.

Then he'll pardon her.

Then MAGA will pretend like he took down the entire thing while not being at the center of it.

[Laundry Del Rey @moontruther34]

I’m not autistic but when I worked fine dining I had this thing where if I didn’t know what to say I’d ask myself what a cartoon butler would say in that scenario and it worked really well

[brandon* @brndxix]

theres a concerning amount of people who genuinely think undocumented immigrants are on medicaid and snap

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

So just to be clear, y’all’s transphobia did, in fact, result in a woman being attacked by a man in the women’s bathroom.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Can’t stop thinking about this

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

The ways he has to validate their emotions and explain correlation and causation with the patience of a kindergarten teacher

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Death to Israel and the guy who wont let me merge

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

THEIR SERVERANCE #severance

[Kayla @luv2read13]

do u guys think it’s possible to be smart again after letting my brain atrophy for 5 years