sanmi

Complexity in my simplicity

[Thεό Abu @TheoAbuAgada]

Dangote Petroleum Refinery has increased its PMS gantry price by ₦85 per litre, from ₦1,265 to ₦1,350.

What this means is that from Monday we will be buying fuel at ₦1,500 per litre.

I have never seen anything like this.

This is absolute madness.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌍🇨🇮 Yaya Touré becomes tonight the first African coach in Champions League history at this stage of the competition.

History maker with his Slovan Bratislava.

[sanmi @coachsanmi]

@Seyi__ Lmao… Seyi!

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

Read this on IG.

A French lady that married a Nigerian guy.

Grew up in a French village and had never heard of Nigeria before meeting her husband. She never had a passport too.

Many White villagers are as unaware of many things happening in the world as unlettered grandma in Zamfara or Ekiti village before social media.

[Channels Television @channelstv]

NPF-NCCC Arrests Suspect Over False Report Targeting Fintech Company

The Nigerian Police Force National Cybercrime Centre has announced the arrest of a suspect, Hafsat Abubakar, over the creation and circulation of a forged document falsely suggesting that the fintech company was shutting down operations.

The force public relations officer explains that with the use of digital forensic tools, investigators traced the publication to an X (Twitter) handle operated by the suspect, Hafsat Abubakar, who was eventually arrested on September the 4th, 2026.

[sanmi @coachsanmi]

@iihuomau This is hilarious

[Izu_ManaMana @NwagbaraIzuchuk]

She's simply just showing you how top civil servants and politicians view us, with disdain.
Like how dare Nigerians, who are supposedly beneath her, even demand her resignation. That's the reason for the laughter.

Them no rate us at all.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Drugs addiction is a terrible thing. Big win for humanity. 🥹❤️

[Ayo FBI @PureMinD__]

I have never seen this level of brazen madness and intimidation before.

How do you reconcile the fact that Peter Obi, a NIGERIAN, apart from being a two-term Governor of a state in NIGERIA, is being barred from entering Benue, a State in NIGERIA?

What level of degeneracy is this?

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

It’s very sad that you hate that innocent man even after all he has done for you. 💔

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

A first world citizen is complaining about a $60 dollar shirt from a global brand like Nike, but my fellow third world citizens of Nigeria (the poverty capital of the world) would tell you that you're not the target audience, when you complain about the over priced "street wear" local brands sell.

[JAZZ🚀 @jegedekayode__]

Shey you see o

This is something Nigerians need to learn about money.

This guy literally says he makes a good living and money isn’t a major concern for his family, yet he saw a $60 T-shirt and said No way! and walked away.

Give the average Nigerian the same purchasing power and there’s a good chance he buys three, posts the shopping bag online and tips the sales attendant just to complete the performance.

We sometimes confuse being able to afford something with something being worth the money and oh well it adds to inflation

Consumers have pricing power too. If enough people refuse to pay ridiculous prices, businesses eventually have to respond. But when people keep paying simply because they can afford it, you’re basically telling the market there’s still room to charge you more.

Having money should not remove your sense of value for money.

[sanmi @coachsanmi]

This is embarrassing

[High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro @HighChiefOkoro]

Rufai Oseni had a heated argument with his colleague, Rotus Oddiri, this morning on live television.

Rufai would quarrel with Dr. Reuben Abati; Abati is the problem.

Rufai would quarrel with Rotus; Rotus is the problem.

Rufai would quarrel with guests; the guests are the problem.

At what point do we start asking if Rufai himself is the problem?

[sanmi @coachsanmi]

Lmao… oshelu Omo weyrey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Akin Olaoye @akintollgate]

I have been appointed Director of Strategy for Hon. Fuad Atanda-Lawal’s @FAL2027 campaign for the House of Representatives, Eti-Osa Federal Constituency.
Grateful for the trust.
Eti-Osa deserves representation that understands the ground and can work the House. Fuad has the record. Our job is to run a serious campaign that matches that record. Proven through service, Trusted to lead!

Follow @FAL2027

Onward. Eti-Osa Forward 🇳🇬💚
#FAL2027 #EtiOsa

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

It’s just a matter of years, max 5 years, FG will start trying to negotiate with them to lay down their weapons & granting them amnesty.

We don’t learn from the past as a nation — this is one of our greatest problems.

[kling 💜 @milaham_nk]

Rats just pack guilty conscience full body. Why you dey run? Oh so you know say wetin you dey do no make sense.

[Ta-yè @TayeOlusola]

I have never seen men who defend other men who killed their children.

[Wale Adedayo 🌍🔰 @Mario9jaa]

The African Union is set to launch Africa’s first rating agency on the 7th of October,2026.

Throwback to the last Africa CEO Forum In Kigali where President Tinubu made the call for the establishment of Africa’s independent rating agency to ensure transparency.

[Kenny Victor @Kehinde_Vict0r]

You stoop so low to search all Erigga's tweets with the aim of finding one where he insulted you, but you can't see. You now have to use the one where he was hoping to feature you to taunt him, this is the lowest level of shamelessness I have seen on Twitter. ATP you need prayers

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

so no one in nafdac cares anymore?

we’re just left on our own to figure out what’s safe to consume and what isn’t?