coachvod

former high school economics teacher, football coach, hunter, handyman, father, husband.

[JPCampbellBiz @JP_Biz]

Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

“Papers please”

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Left a legacy that will forever be part of our franchise.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

The national media being more upset at Jimmy Kimmel losing his show than they are Charlie Kirk losing his life is kind of proving the point.

[Kevin DeAnna @VDAREJamesK]

Everyone is also an imperialist for the empire they actually like.

If we have to do this again, we're taking Baja.

[Jake @jake_w04]

Centel finding the WNBA is like a prospector finding gold

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

If I get hit by a car the day before I turn 65 who inherits my fucking money

[coachvod @Coachvod]

The rocks

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

The Trump administration’s deep cuts to the federal workforce and research funding threaten to erode the quality and credibility of “gold standard” US statistics, economists warn: FT

Oh no, who will seasonally adjust the propaganda higher and then revise it lower next month

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m all for new technology but these urinals at the airport are horrible

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

the second largest holder of tsla is vanguard lmao. I love when Americans 401k crash! I shoulda been vice president! I coached football!! fucking retard

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

"It's just $38 Billion"

This is why you're losing the argument

[Sunny @sunnyright]

My tax dollars are a far smaller portion of federal tax revenue, so can I skip paying them this year?

Is this logic a two-way street or just applicable when it's wasting the money I'm forced to pay?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At this point, I am 100% certain that the magnitude of the fraud in federal entitlements (Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Welfare, Disability, etc) exceeds the combined sum of every private scam you’ve ever heard by FAR.

It’s not even close.

[vpooja @poojavnair]

Meat eaters are better hosts because they care about providing vegetarian options to their guests but the same hospitality is not extended by vegetarians (to serve meat options).

[Mary Tiles Texas @MaryTilesTexas]

@elonmusk @DOGE I clicked yes before I saw F Yes.

I am a failure. 😔

[🥤 @34for2]

Hey @CP3

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

If you're still struggling to understand the wild appeal of Donald Trump, this picture might help you.