sfc

[Sabreena Sazereen @Sabreena17]

You know you are in trouble when you come to work in the morning and

[Shaikh Mohammad Zia @SMZiauddin]

Basic research is what you do when you don't know what you are doing.

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

booked.

[Фёдор Ломаш @flomash4]

A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.

[Борислав Шабалин @gorganit762]

How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

have bad breath.

[covek sa šeširom @Mortuss0926]

Call me if you need my phone number!

[Михаил Кельдерманов @boss_2104]

A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working

[sairam @sairam6501]

Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last

[Татьяна Шалаевa @ShalaevaA]

Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

[Salaoi78 @salaoi78]

safety of reminiscence.

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

[Борислав Шабалин @gorganit762]

seventh.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

[Matte @_matte_]

appears in his conduct.

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

Help! I've been possessed by a UNIX daemon!

[Rodolfo Zapata Q @rzapataq]

Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?

[Наталия Палкинa @oxemib21]

No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.