Наталия Палкинa

[Анатолий Коркмазов @korkmazov_tolik]

Once you understand the problem, you find that it is worse than you

[Татьяна Щербатовa @AXewofy4]

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

[covek sa šeširom @Mortuss0926]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

[Екатерина Полевская @polevsk14253084]

Photographers fade faster than photographs.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

[Юлия Ядугинa @viptorb87226122]

How did I get round from eating square meals?

[sairam @sairam6501]

Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last

[AaronYeh @AaronYehs]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

[AbdulMannan @sahel_ban]

Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one.

[Hạ Vy @Tiny_HaVy]

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go EVERYwhere.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

in their best interests.

[Hạ Vy @Tiny_HaVy]

Tôi đã đăng 3 tấm ảnh trên Facebook trong album ảnh Beautiful Heroes http://t.co/PdtpKrXAJZ

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working

[sairam @sairam6501]

If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?

[The BIG Little Shop @biglittleshop]

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

[Sam Armstrong @SamArmstrong77]

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.